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@buddyboy.bsky.social And I some invites if people are interested.
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UT,LA,VA,MS,MT,AR,TX,NC are now ALL blocked! (IN & ID 7/1)
horndoggy replied to rawTOP's topic in Tips, Tricks, Rules & Help
When Canada was fighting Trump’s ridiculous steel tariffs (in violation of the NAFTA agreement) we placed retaliatory tariffs on products produced in states with key Republican senators, and for Mitch McConnell personally we threw a huge tariff on bourbon. 🤓 -
Yup, heard variations on most of those throughout the years in the mainstream gay world. Even the occasional, well-meaning, back handed compliment like the guy who sat down beside me on the patio of an SF club and broke the ice by saying “You know, good looks have never been that important to me.” Gee, thanks! But I will say the Internet did bring new life to the chub and chaser community, making us realize how many of us were out there and bringing us together.
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The second ring. What does it feel like to the top?
horndoggy replied to neg4charge's topic in General Discussion
As a “fat bottom guy” tops benefit from “the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’” but the downside is there’s also a lot of padding in the way, so none have ever made it to the bend as far as I know. In my younger dieting to starvation days, (6”1’ and 165 lbs) I still had a big ass, and it was also the late ‘80s, which was condom crazed. I always experience pain getting fucked with condoms, so I didn’t last long enough back then for anyone long enough to reach the bend. -
New censorship-resistant social media solution now available!
horndoggy replied to rawTOP's topic in General Discussion
Sounds interesting. I’m a programmer and I’ve been trying to come up with a usable algorithm to turn “anti-social” media into a more civil experience without becoming a bland, homogeneous bubble - a way to engage ideas in good faith and not deal with trolling for kicks. Needless to say, I haven’t got very far pushing my boulder uphill. 🙄 So I’m really looking forward to seeing more about this new solution. -
It wasn’t too painful for me because I had been practicing for a few years on my own with various objects starting with just the thin handle of a hair brush (which was so painful I had to take it out immediately) until I finally graduated to a zucchini. My man who took my cherry (I was 21, he was in his 30s) had a large dick, and a huge mushroom head that was a hell of a lot wider than a zucchini. The experience was only marred by my need, mid way through, to jump up and go to the bathroom. The only discomfort I felt during the act, and I really continued to feel for the subsequent 15 years, actually turned out to be an irritation caused by condoms. It wasn’t until I started getting barebacked that I started to enjoy getting fucked.
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Can a str8 guy ask for love from a gay guy?
horndoggy replied to Sharp-edge's topic in General Discussion
From some of your later comments, especially how he gets hard and wet snuggling up to you, I’m mentally adjusting my “maybe he’s straight” to “maybe he’s bi” as his behaviour tap dances up the Kinsey scale. My own confusing personal experience with this sort of thing goes back 25 to 30 years ago when to company I was working with as a consultant suddenly decided I spoke sufficient Spanish, (a laugh given that I’m a French Canadian who barely speaks French) and started posting me to long term development jobs in Latin America. Back then, younger, cosmopolitan straight Latin American guys in the cities I worked in were quite affectionate with each other, and I kept dealing with these attractive young men who kept sitting on the arms of my chair, putting their arm around me, and touching their head to mine. When I finally finagled things where it wasn’t out of place to invite one of them out for dinner, he cheerfully spent half the meal inquiring if I had “accepted Jesus Christ into my heart” and was rather nonplussed by my gentle agnosticism. 🙄 -
Can a str8 guy ask for love from a gay guy?
horndoggy replied to Sharp-edge's topic in General Discussion
He might have some unacknowledged sexual identity issues, but he could also be what he says he is: a straight guy who is starved for touch or affection. I suspect many nowadays are. Go very slow, and let him make any moves to progress things. If the hugging and affection starts to work you up and sexually frustrate you, ease back and let him know why. If he is secretly gay or bi, it might encourage him to address it then, rather than give you up. -
Yeah, everyone knows to “cure” autism you need Elvis and a Nun - specifically Mary Tyler Moore. 😁 I kid, I kid. I’m somewhere on the spectrum myself and have been getting treatment for my ADHD-i for about 13 years now. Some days the meds work, some days they don’t. 🤷♂️ Regarding Twitter I don’t like the changes Musk has been making, and the message he’s been amplifying, but as I said before he offered to buy it, Twitter is a private company and can make its own decisions on content moderation. If Musk wants to ban first, then make up TOS policy to justify it afterwards, he can. But without someone to step in and put the brakes on, as happens at Tesla and SpaceX when Musk goes off on a tangent, Twitter could downgrade itself into another Parler-type space. It will take longer than most people think because there is institutional inertia, and media as well as brands may not want to give up the platform quickly, but toxic as Twitter has often been, the last two months has really ratcheted it up. And a tip for Musk: you don’t magically reduce hate speech on Twitter by redefine hate speech. 🤣
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Have you ever had your prostate checked?
horndoggy replied to Sharp-edge's topic in General Discussion
Every time I have a physical, though it’s been a few years thanks to the pandemic. My original GP was gay - I started seeing him in ‘86 - then he joined a large gay health practice, and retired 10 years ago with a young, twinky-sporty-otter guy taking over his patients. Whenever my original GP would ask me to turn on my side and curl up my legs, I used to joke that I usually got dinner and some dancing first. -
anyone else love when he keeps his dick inside after he cums?
horndoggy replied to josh567's topic in General Discussion
I love it but I very rarely get it. My most frequent FB is not only super quick on the trigger (“This won’t take long, did it?”) but super sensitive after cumming, so he needs to pull out fairly quickly. Funny thing, I can tease him into shivers with my mouth for half an hour or more, but when it comes to my butt, he can barely last 2 minutes before exploding. -
When I was a young 20-something fagling, my GP referred me to a plastic surgeon (not at my request!) to address some post significant weight loss issues with sagging skin and breast tissue. After assessing my skin type and its generally unsuitability for plastic surgery he actually turned to me and gently said “You know, beauty is only skin deep”. Without a pause I snapped back “But ugly go right to the bone!” a la Flip Wilson. Thirty plus years later, 200 lbs heavier, and delighted that the internet brought the chub and chaser community together, I’m pretty content. When and if a man expresses an interest but seems sheepish about it (not uncommon with the young) I tease them with joke “How is a fat guy like a moped? They’re both fun to ride, until your friends see you.”
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I preferred my tounge in cheek line “pardon me, but haven’t I mentally undressed you somewhere before?”
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I’ll get it when it’s available for me, which, given our provincial government’s distribution plan, probably won’t be until late spring/early summer 2021. Despite having a number of high-risk comorbidities, the government wants to inoculate people living in group situations (after health workers and long term care patients) before jabbing those of us that live mostly alone. It makes sense, and gives me six or more months to see what kind of adverse reactions and effects (if any) turn up. Plus, I don’t have to go into the office yet for my new job, which would be very awkward after working from home in my last job for 13 years!
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I was initiated into the world of masturbation by that great ‘70s innovation “The Shower Massage by Water Pik.” I grew up in Quebec, and my elementary school years were shaped the the secular “Quiet Revolution.” Despite being a catholic school we had introductory sex education in 4th grade, and comprehensive sex education in 5th grade. I can recall stuffing Kleenex in my underwear at night so I could verify if I was having nocturnal emissions (I wasn’t and to this day I have still never had a wet dream 😕) One day I was lying in the bathtub, with the shower massager giving me a pounding (ah, ‘70s full flower water pressure, how I miss you), when I happened to move into a position where it was hitting my dick. Things got hard pretty quickly and I was amazed by the feeling and building tension. I remember lifting my legs up to let it hit the underside of my dick head, and that almost painful building pressure released itself in the form of my dick jerking up and down like a metronome. It was hard to tell with all that water spraying over everything but I don’t think I shot much or any cum the first months I was doing this - I must have been 11 or 12 - but it was great fun. I called that moment of pre-orgasm and the explosive release as “itchy tip” because as the overpowering sensation built, if felt like an itch that needed its scratch. 😈 I ended up masturbating exclusively in the shower for years, finding it hard to believe people could cum from just manual masturbation itself. That lasted until I was 16, when I started jerking off with spit, sitting on the toilet. I had a few friend that talked a bit about jerking off, but no one expressed interest in doing it together. I should have taken the bull by the horns with a least one of them, but I always was the shy but deep kind,
