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There is good news in Portland at least. Hawks PDX bathhouse was closed for two years due to leasing issues and Covid but a new facility has finally opened. I encourage everybody to go check it out. 

30 minutes ago, CumdumpDad said:

Also didn't help that some of these places don't know what a power drill or a hammer look like and just let the place go to shit slowly. 

So true! Sometimes I feel like volunteering to fix things up. Plus some shame us gayer than gay gays with terrible decor. 

2 hours ago, BBBottomBitch said:

Damn can you do the same for me too? And I demand a proper breeding every time hehe. 

Will you wash my windows first?

I got so horned writing about the window washer (see previous post) I texted the boss to see if he was down to fuck. Took him fifteen minutes to show up but we did the deed and my hole is still glowing from the breeding. 

I fucked a load into the window washer. The boss said he would probably be good to go for a ride on the bench. And he was. 
     He is short and slender. Tight, killer bod once I got his clothes off. Enjoys having his ass eaten which I love to do, so much so I never got a taste of his cock. 
     We also tried out the rim seat and my shoulders are still sore from trying to force my head up his ass. Gotta get a pillow for that thing. 
     He begged for my load either in his hole or on his face. I opted for a proper breeding. He also only wanted spit for lube. Not really a problem since I spent so much time with my tongue up there. 
   Looking forward to a repeat. 😜

On 2/20/2022 at 10:45 AM, backdoorjimmy said:

he came and it felt like a firehouse going off in my mouth. 

Had the same experience, teeny tiny dick, tons of pre-cum and huge load. Loved it! Would love to blow him again. 

Having a latex allergy has given me a bias about condoms even if they are not latex. I put up with pain and discomfort for years not realizing the problem. 
     Now I can’t even watch porn if there is a condom involved. I just can’t stop thinking about that sting and the feeling that my guts are going to fall out my ass. Sorry to be so graphic but that’s how a condom in my hole feels. 
     Once I figured out how great bareback feels I got ad-dick-ted to taking loads. I’m all grown up now and can make my own decisions so no condoms for me. Raw is law in my rule book. 

On 3/19/2022 at 3:48 PM, Queenzlander59 said:

.I have what I would call a below average cock....5 inches when hard

I would not call what you a have below average endowment. Looks average to me and that is not meant to be an insult because I am thrilled with an average cock. Big cocks are fun and I love playing with them but they are work!
     When I am blindfolded in a sling or ass up on a fuck bench I am always nervous some guy with a horse cock is going to come along and get busy with my hole. I both want it and dread it because I can’t last very long with a porn cock shredding my rosebud. It’s always a relief when it’s just a regular (bareback) dick and I can enjoy the ride. 

17 minutes ago, hntnhole said:

Now.  Who's gonna re-design the uniforms ???

How about the costumers from the movie 300?

Have you guys ever heard of the 'Gay Bomb'? I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) and they talked about it. 
     Apparently it was the military's idea to create a gay bomb as a non-lethal weapon of war. It was to be half aphrodisiac half homo creator to turn the opposing military gay and horny. I think they may have got the idea from "A Confederacy of Dunces". Its the funniest part of the book.
     Anyway I guess the straights think an army of homosexuals would be too busy fucking and sucking cock to get around to any actual killing. Pretty sure that's not how it works but then I have never been in an army of queers.
     The thought did give me an instant boner. Just imagine being in the midst of war, you and your buddies doing your best to stay alive and a bomb goes off nearby. But its not made of shrapnel and gun powder. Nope, it smells like poppers, industrial disinfectant, and aftershave with a hint of sweaty pits, i.e. a bathhouse. Suddenly your bunk mate Doug is looking at you like he could eat you alive. Neither of you have had sex in months. Cue shitty porn music.
     You look across the barracks and there is already a three-way. Sarge is cornholing two privates. Fucking begins en masse because of course we fags have absolutely no control when it comes to our dicks even if war is raging all around us. 
     Huge eye roll. C'mon people (by people I mean straight government and military think tanks) you can do better. While I love the idea of a gay bomb, by all means turn the whole world gay, this idea will not win you a war.
     The military says the idea was never seriously considered but then why was 7.5 million requested to fund research?

All the usuals; parks, restrooms, bathhouses, bars but the most public I can think of is right at the actual bar in the old Roundup in Pensacola. 
     I had just ordered a drink and a patron pulled my hard-on out. The bartender took a look and quickly came around the bar to suck me. He only did it for a minute and got back to work. 

There are a lot of lazy/selfish/ inconsiderate bottoms out there including the last guy I fucked who didn’t bother to clean his ass. Total mood killer. 
      I hope you did have some fun for your pains. 
     As a 80% bottom myself I would never expect another bottom to give up his loads without something in return. If I eat a bottoms hole, loaded or not, I fuck it as a thank you for letting me get my tongue in there. 

On 4/25/2022 at 10:20 AM, NWUSHorny said:

I do however think social chit chat should not take place in the darkroom/orgy room.

YES!! OMG that experience is soooo irritating.  It totally kills the vibe and takes me out of the moment. One minute I’ve got some strangers cock stretching my hole and the next I am caught up in two guys conversation about whatever bullshit that has nothing to do with the purpose of the dark/orgy room. Stop the insanity, please. 🙃

     As for the actual topic of this thread I have not knowingly hooked up with a guy from BZ (not from a lack of trying) but odds are some of you have bred me.   I have fucked with thousands of men all over the country so…you get the picture. 
     There are at least two score of men on here that I continually lust after and semi-stalk on this site waiting for an opportunity to share some DNA. Shout out to Rawtop, I want your load bad. I promise you can pick the position. 😘

One of the guys I work for called me and told me he had a fuck buddy coming over to dump a load in him but he was held up, did I want to take it?

     Twist my arm😜. It’s an anonymous type hook up. He parks his truck at the end of the drive. In the back is a foam pad, sleeping bag, tub of lube. 
     I park a few minutes before the designated time and climb in back naked. I lay face down, dick hard in eager anticipation.  
     I have no idea what the guy looks like and neither does my boss. He says he’s Mexican but he is just guessing because there are a lot of them around here.

     Finally I hear the creak of the tailgate and then quickly the weight of his fully clothed body on mine.  I think he is uncut from the feel of his cock head as he teases my hole. 
     I am so excited and horned up at this point my I am breathing heavily. I want him inside me. 
     He growls in my ear, “You want my raw cock in your hole faggot”. He’s grinding hard on my ass just barely pushing the tip in. I try to buck back at the right moment to impale myself but he’s too quick for me. 
     I give in and beg to be fucked. With a ‘good boy’ he rams it in and is way bigger than I expected. The sharp flair of pain is speedily replaced with heat of his fucking. 
     As he bangs away I push back to meet his thrusts. I pulse my hole around his cock. He feels amazing. I love it when he grinds as he goes balls deep and his wiry pubes scrape my ass. 
     I am the first to cum smearing my load all over the sleeping bag as he continues to fuck. He doesn’t last much longer. He grunts with each spurt and his muscles go spastic really planting his seed deep. I feel the euphoria of being bred with an anonymous load
     He went limp crushing me into the foam and without a word was gone. Now I understand why my boss goes out of his way to accommodate this guy. I want more!!!

1 hour ago, EastBayRawVers said:

Uhm, any lube?" he asked. I chuckled and said "don't worry, you won't need any."

The best situation to be in! Love a cummy hole. 

I stuck an icicle up my ass once. Just reached out my bedroom window and yanked a fat one off the eaves. It was interesting but not particularly erotic.

     I have also fucked myself with a replica of my own dick. It was made of plaster of Paris so not comfortable. Plus I put a condom on it so my boyfriend wouldn’t see it greasy with lube and know what I did.

     Nothing beats the real deal!! 🍆

On 8/31/2022 at 1:34 AM, Helplessclothes said:

it all worked out because another guy sat next to me at the table giving oral and hardening them up, then forwarding them over to my ass.

Love it! That is so hot. 

12 hours ago, NWUSHorny said:

I agree they aren't. The problem is with local guys, they know more ways to have "really great sex" without using a dick than anywhere else I've ever lived or visited, I see this as unintentional encouragement of that kind of behavior.

I have not encountered this in the PNW but with Covid it’s been a while since I have enjoyed Portland’s sex scene. 
     I’ve nothing against toys, to each his own, but I hope when I get back to the bathhouse I only encounter real dicks. 🤪

If you have read some of my earlier posts you know I live on the farm I work at and that my one of my employers fucks me on a regular basis. His husband knows and is fine with it. 
     Well I couldn’t sleep so I greased up and let myself into the the bosses room. They pulled a fast one on and switched sleeping sides. It took me a minute to figure out who was who. They sleep like the dead and did not wake up. 
     I started blowing the right cock, got him good and hard then backed up on it. At this point he always wakes up and fucks. Not this time. His cock is rock hard, he’s gently snoring and I am jerking it hard as I fuck myself on his meat. Kinda surreal. 
     I sprayed the bed with a lot of cum being very turned on by the idea of him not even waking up while I take advantage of him. It’s his turn to wake up with a greasy dick and crusty sheets and wonder what happened. 
     By the way no worries in case you are thinking I just sexually assaulted someone. I have a standing invitation to his bed. Sorry no pic this time. 

The boss fucked me this afternoon. We took a break to try out some new furniture he ordered. He said he shot a three day load in my hole and I believe it because later when I was back working in the barn I forgot I was full of his DNA  and blasted a big cum fart in my work pants. LOL! No big deal I was already filthy.  Here’s a pic right after he came. The image doesn’t do justice to his big fat cock.

I think you guys are reading more into the toy washing sinks than there really is. I know the owner and he is an intelligent thoughtful guy who also happens to like using toys with his partner so the sinks are just a natural consequence of his own inclinations. He considers the sink an amenity for some of the patrons. 
     As for sex free spaces, sometimes it’s just nice to chill some place outside of your room before getting back into the fray.  Hawks is by no means trying to discourage sex.

Anybody try out the new Hawks? Just curious to see how guys like the new facility. I miss the old Hawks as it was a much better place for barebacking than Steam. Looking forward to my first visit and hoping the vibe is still the same. 

That’s a loaded question. What do you mean by help? 

One of the guys I work for loves to fuck me and I have to say I am addicted to his beer can cock. It gives the perfect amount of stretch to my hungry hole. 
     It’s a farm so lots of places to step aside for some bareback fun. Sometimes we fuck in the barn but most of the time we step off into the trees. All I have to do is flash my travel size tub of Elbow Grease at him and he knows I want some dick. He has never turned me down.

     A few licks and he is ready to go. He just fucked me by the orchard and I still want more but I do have work to do. The funny part is every time he breeds me at work I am still on the clock. 

On 5/26/2022 at 4:44 AM, BainbridgeLeather said:

open door, ass up

I have done that soooo many times at the Z! Room 211 was my fave. There was a squeaky board right at the door so I could always tell if someone was checking me out. Then the anticipation, will he or won’t he, the probing fingers to see if I am lubed. The excitement as I feel him toss his towel aside. How big is his cock? If he has a monster will he give me time to snort some poppers before he wrecks my hole? Love it. I am going to plan a trip to the Z very soon.