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Fellow sluts: You know those kinds of lubes that try to mimic Cum?
Well ... don't waste your time. I got some to appeal to Men that get off on breeding a "Cummy Hole" ... but it only feels Cummy for a few minutes. That crap is water based. Which means once he pulls out, your ass is basically gonna take a watery piss all over the place. haha
Stick with Silicon.
Or, better, REAL CUM! That's, of course, the best Lube of all!