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58 minutes ago, Menbendovr said:

Honestly, I’d do each and every one of these and if it was a multiple fuck night I’d save 4 for last.

I must say I have a strong affinity for number 5.

I like the way you think! I couldn't find a cock I'd turn down either. Would be fun to try em all!

I had just moved to the area a few weeks prior, and hadn't met any people yet. I was feeling pretty damned horny this particular Friday night. I wrapped up work early, showered, and started looking on the apps. This cute guy hit me up, shorter vers guy with a nice trim beard and fit body, and he was ready to fuck. He was hanging with his buddy in a hotel room, an attractive guy. The friend also hit me up and both seemed decent, so I decided to drive the 15 miles or so and meet them. I got to the hotel and asked for the room number - no response. After a few messages to both of them, and waiting for about 15 minutes, I figured I had been catfished and was about to leave. I cranked my Jeep, flipped the lights on, and as soon as I threw it in reverse there was a loud knock at the window, which was the bearded guy - wearing just a jockstrap and t-shirt, no shoes, no pants. He said they fell asleep and apologized and to come on up.

I followed him up, where the friend was asleep in a chair. More like passed out. He eventually woke up, went to the bathroom and came out a few minutes later high as a kite. The other one did the same - but the bearded one, when I say he didn't stop talking, I mean he literally talked at me non stop, asking questions (but not waiting for the answer) and was barking orders to everyone on how he wanted things to go. Then the friend pulls out a pipe, lights it up, and immediately sets off the fire alarm, which goes off endlessly until the hotel people show up to see what's up. They didn't bother to put clothes on, and the first thing they said to the hotel people was "There's no drugs here, we swear!" while both are in jockstraps. As soon as they left, saying the police would have to come to file a report, I booked it. Most nerve wracking, crazytunes hookup ever.

Masculine vers pig cocksucker - mild to wild. #oink 🐖

Name: Red, Hey Fucker

Your cell number (for texts and voice calls):  434-204-0668

Location: Lynchburg, VA, USA (but open to anyone in the US that wants to swap pics / video / dirty chat

Times Available: I'm available at night mostly - usually starting around 8pm and up until the morning.

Age: 34

Height: 5'9

Weight: 175