Why Baseball Is The Greatest Game Man Has Ever Invented

[Guest faggot hole]

My buddy Glenn telephoned this morning to say a few guys were coming over to his place to watch the baseball game on TV, wanted to know if i was interested.  Well, I love baseball and I especially enjoy watching a game with a bunch of guys who are into baseball, which is, in my mind, an elegant, sophisticated game!  Beside, this was an excellent excuse to spend time with Glenn, who is a gorgeous guy, with the dick of death. 

 

In any event, by the time the game had started, there were, counting Glenn, seven men, eight if I was included in the total, but truth be told, as a fag, I scarcely count as a man.  There are fans of both teams present and naturally there was quite a bit of banter as to which team was better, which would win, which had the better offense, yada, yada.  Glenn finally put a stop to the arguing saying "Tell you what guys.  For every run the Nats score, one of the Nats fans gets to fuck my fag friend here," pointing to me.  "And for every run the Brewers score, my fag friend here will give one of you Milwaukee fans a blow job." 

 

And so it was settled.  No one asked me, but I wouldn't expect to be consulted on what an Alpha wanted to do with his dick.  And beside, I was hardly going to protest.

 

Well, the Nats won, nine to five.  That meant getting fucked nine times and giving five blow jobs, all within a three hour period of time.  Was I tired?  Yeah.  Was I sore?  Fuck yeah.  Was I happy?  You better fuckin' believe it.  Would I do it again?  Well, there are 162 games in the major league season, and there are less than thirty games left to this season.

 

I wonder where Glenn has been all summer?

[NLbear]

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