Vaseline as lube

[justsexnowatl]

Can anyone recommend how to really pack your hole full of vaseline for a seriously wet fuck? My buddy's favorite lube, and I like it too, but always make a total mess and never feel like I'm full of it how I'd like. 

[ChaserBtm84]

I'm just hear to listen if anyone can answer OP. I've never used Vaseline as lube before but I will be tomorrow during my all day FuckFest. My Dom only uses Vaseline for lube and loves it. Who knows maybe I will too. It's definitely cheaper and available everywhere!

[justsexnowatl]

12 minutes ago, ChaserBtm84 said:

I'm just hear to listen if anyone can answer OP. I've never used Vaseline as lube before but I will be tomorrow during my all day FuckFest. My Dom only uses Vaseline for lube and loves it. Who knows maybe I will too. It's definitely cheaper and available everywhere!

It's slick as fuck. Some guys don't like the lack of friction. My buddy that's fucking me and I have both been fucking this anon "darkroom" bottom that posts on CL all the time. I love it. Well that used to be the most common lube "pre-condom"

hes coming over in about an hour so I'll do the best I can

btw I decided to give one of those yohimbine pills a try since he's coming tonight and I've got a 4 way lined up tomorrow afternoon. Since they kick in fast, I'll experiment a little. Took it about 15 mins ago. Will see how one effects me, prob one more before workout tomorrow am, then no more while visiting family  thanks for that tip and I'll let you know how that goes

[ChaserBtm84]

Yeah keep me posted. And have fun...? hehe

[Scottop]

Yes we used Vaseline as standard years ago, but there are much better lubes available these days, if you need to use them.

[rednyellow]

You can buy lube shooters, basically kind of a syringe caulking gun at some sex stores that cater to sisters or just buy the small tube and squeeze all of it into your hole

[ChaserBtm84]

Well I'll be trying it tomorrow. My Sir uses nothing else. Maybe I'll really like it and convert!

Oh...I wonder if I could get Vaseline to sponsor a big bareback party! Hmm....

[ChaserBtm84]

Ooh I've seen those shooters in porn before. You know what might work, cum to think of it. What about those measuring syringes for medicine for pets and kids. When people would ask for em we'd just give em out free. 

They're either 3ml or 5ml and its sterilized plastic, not too big that it would hurt to insert. The 5ml ones would be best cuz they're a little longer but you could fill it, insert it and the plunger! Then again 5ml is just a tsp of lube so....how much you want to shoot up there? Do we need the turkey baster??

[rednyellow]

If you take a couple fingers of vaseline and push it in your hole, you'll be good for a while if just fucking, no fists

[shinelover]

I used to have a plastic dildo that I would slick with Vaseline, and also add a big gob at my hole before shoving it in. That used to make my ass so slick it was heaven. I do love that feeling, slick, slippery and sloppy. I'm sure as long as your hole isn't closed up tight, you should be able to scoop a few good fingers full and shove them up inside.

More recently I tried coconut oil and that was quite a success. Not every guy is into rimming, and especially if you've got an ass full of Vaseline, but the last guy I used the coconut oil with ate my ass for ages before actually sticking his dick in me. I assumed that my ass was a tasty treat. 

Something else to consider, anyway.

[ace81]

I've fallen in love with Albolene. 

[topstud127]

I used to hate Astroglide and KY, can't imagine how awful I'd find this

[SuccessfulChaser]

Eons ago, the very first cock that split my ass was slathered in Vaseline.   As an early teen virgin, I thought it was the most amazing feeling in the world.  In that pre-condom era, I had lots of Vaseline aided fucks over the years.  While there are so many better lubes today, I still get a bit nostalgic for that feel and smell of simple old Vaseline.   Too messy, too slick but oh what it meant in those days to feel that slippery cock slide easily into my ass.

The lube shooters another poster mentioned are kind of a fun thing to play with from time to time.  Really can pack you ass full and having a nice cock plunge into a lube packed hole is a unique experience.   Messy as all hell.....and certainly not conducive to passing the bug....but a fun diversion.

[justsexnowatl]

I did the best I could just jamming it up my hole with a couple fingers after clean out, and I guess it did the trick - messy as hell, had to wipe up some since it was too much on my crack and cheeks too, but my buddy came in the room already naked and hard, me waiting ass up on the edge of the bed.  My hole was so slick his 8 incher went in balls-deep in one push, and pretty easily I might add lol

Thought about trying to stick a frozen ball of it up me, but apparently it doesn't freeze.  Thought about those shooters, but never tried - thought it would be too thick/solid to get sucked into the syringe.  Might try it though.  Seems like a few scoops just jammed up there manually gets the job done, plus you're pretty well opened up at that point too - top knows he's got a total slut on his hands when he reaches down and feels that sloppy hole!!  I do love getting rimmed before a fuck though, and this would be too much of a mess and you'd lose that hot manhole taste, so def not for every fuck or even the majority - just to change things up sometimes 

[barecub85]

It's tricky to get any large quantity of Vaseline up into your hole for the reasons you stated - it's too solid to use a syringe, and it's tough to poke up there with a dildo or fingers. The heat and friction of fucking help it liquefy a little bit.

If I want to get my ass wet and sloppy I fill a syringe with Cum Lube...though someday I'd love to fill it with actual cum!