barecubtop Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 I broke down and started listening to Christmas music this weekend. I typically try to wait until after Thanksgiving. As I'm sitting here browsing through topics while music is playing, I wonder if any of the "creative" types on here have made up (or could make up) any sexy Christmas parodies? Titles are a good start (e.g. "Away in a bathhouse" instead of "Away in a manger", or "Let us cum let us cum, let us cum" instead of "let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"), but giving us a verse or two with the tune would be good. Anyone up to the challenge? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barecubtop Posted November 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Rudolph, the tight-assed cumdump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NLbear Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 This is fun! Here's my attempt (Jingle Bells chorus). It's a long one. Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way It's Friday night, am all horned up and I am looking for big dick Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way A handsome top with a nine inch dick looks like the perfect trick Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Oh what fun it is to ride, balls deep all the way Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way And when he shoots it is so deep, I won't let him get away Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I'm in heaven, can't get enough and want him to go again Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I turn around and and show my hole so he can dive in yet again Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way His dick is hard and his balls are full and he wants to fuck some more Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way He fucks like mad till his balls are drained and my hole is feeling sore Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way He needs some rest, his big dick limp but I ask him for another Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way He smiles at me, shakes his head, saying: "Have you met my brother?" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I am in awe when I look at him. Brother is even bigger Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Big Bro fucks hard, again and again, and shouts releasing the trigger Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I've had enough, but they say No: "You want this horny slut" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way They take turns, more and more, until they shoot their nut Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Those Big Balls are slapping my ass and the other's are on my chin Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way "Go Bro" they say and pound so deep, and both show an evil grin Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way They tear me up, both holes abused, both fucking really rough Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way And after ten loads, Big Bro says: "Have you had enough?" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way My hole so hurts, my jaws so ache but I say: "Can I have some more?" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way They laugh out loud, their dicks still hard and attack like never before Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I can take no more, but they won't let go, using me like a toy Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Big Bro shoots a final load and says: "Now you are our Boy" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I clean their dicks and suck their balls while they fall asleep Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I stagger home, leaking cum, thinking: "Those I want to keep" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I crawl in bed, turn off the lights, drift off in a horny atmosphere Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way My phone then rings and Big Bro says: "Get your slutty ass over here" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way They fuck all night, shooting load after load and I beg them to stop in vain Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way It's Saturday now and they still won't stop, so they go at it again Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Oh what fun, I'm so in lust with two Bro's in heat like this Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way They fuck all day and they fuck all night. I'm in total bliss Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way It's Sunday night when they send me home and my knees are feeling weak Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way Both men grin, grabbing their crotch and say "See you next week" Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I go back to them, week after week, offering my holes for them to hump Bouncing Balls, Bouncing Balls, Bouncing all the way I have become, I must admit, their true and willing cumdump - End - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funpozbottom Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 My version of "My Favorite Things" Blow jobs and rim job and pre-cum in undies Hard-ons that last me from Mondays to Sundays Leather clad slave boys all tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Boy butts and cum sluts and urethral sounding Sadistic tops give my hole a good pounding Diapers and dildos, a paddle that stings These are a few of my favorite things When the whip breaks When the cuff chafes when my cock's rubbed sore I simply remember my favorite things And then I feel like .... A Whore. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funpozbottom Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 Here are a few other ones I'm working on: "Musty Balls" (for Jingle Bells) Musty Balls, Musty Balls, how I love that scent I will lick your musty balls if you will pay my rent ... "Away in a Dark Room" (for Away in a Manger) Away in a Dark Room, where no one can see I lay on a cold floor that's covered in pee I love to feel urine flowing over my back It drips down my body and fills up my crack ... "Up On the Rooftop" Up on the rooftop sucking dick When you're in public they cum real quick Strip off my clothes and then I pause To flip my finger at obscenity laws ... Just a few works in progress as I try to put the "HO" back into Holidays. 🎅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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