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Have you ever laughed at a guys dick (or had one laugh at yours)


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you know, for being small.

I'm not a nasty kind of guy (nasty sex is a different story). I was raised to be nice by my mom and I'm just naturally a somewhat shy and non-confrontational dude. But i can trash talk with the best of em if I'm arguing with someone i hate.

But hell, the next time a guy with a little 3- 4 inch dick asks if he can fuck me I might have to start laughing. Its only happened a couple of times. I suppose, I have to admit a lot of guys dicks fatter than mine. But no way I'm taking anything less than 5 inches at least, up my ass. And you have to be hot or special with 5. I've only had this happen 2 or 3 times but next time I've got a feeling I'm going to tell them where to shove it.

This happened in London about this time last year with a nice lad called Shane, and another guy with hot-ass spiky green hair who I let rim, suck and finger me (he looked about 35ish and his hair elevated his average to appearance hot). I loved the spiky green hair guy, dunno if you're reading this hottie... anyways I always just said like "um, sorry, no....." 

 

Anyway, only once have I had a guy laugh at my dick,  in a public situation last year -  it was this super duper hot young guy, seriously had a cocky and sex-crazed look in his eye like he just turned just 21 maybe,  and he had a wonderful 6ft skinny gym-toned body with spiky dirty blond hair and a fucking tremendous spotless little ass. An amateur pornstar waiting to happen basically. He was interested in me at first but he saw it and dismissed me. He wouldnt even let me touch his ass after that, when some other dude was blowing him. Maybe it was cause I was struggling to keep it fully hard (damn PIED).....

 

Your experiences?

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Not unless asked. I’ve bumped into some smaller cocks... some smaller than my pinky finger. They all worked fine and gave me cum and pleased the top. I am sort of fascinated by small cocks just like big ones, he’ll average ones are awesome too. Basically if you have a cock I’m in, no judgments just taking your cum. 

now, being versatile I do have more dominant top days and I have had bottom buds who wanted humiliation. I can dish it out but it’s role play. 

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I'm cursed with a dick that is just a little nub when soft, although it's about 5 1/2 inches hard.  I had one regular who was kind of dom and he would call it a clit when he fucked me.  I think only because he knew it turned me on, which it did.

 

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No, but mine is just average, about 6 inches.

But there was one guy in the darkroom at the Bull in Berlin one time when I was there, he walked around letting people put their dick in his ass and start fucking him, then he walked away, found someone else, did the same, and then in the end said "Does everyone in here just have small dicks?"

I don't mind small dicks as long as they fill me with cum.

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I have NEVER nor would I EVER laugh at a guys equipment unless it was a scene where he requesred it.

For the record, some of the best fuckers I've had were hung under 5". And some of the WORST fuckers I've had were ovwr 7".

I've had guys wanting me to humiliate them for their small cocks while I am fucking them. And I have agreed to a point, but I usually turn it around so I'm mostly talking about how my big cock using his pussy, and the like.

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As stated previously, i would never be so shallow or cruel to do so, I take what I am given , immaterial of age, size, nationality etc etc, and I am truly thankful for the fuck and load.

Further,  One of the most memorable fucks I had was a bloke with a 5 incher and boy was he great and his  technique was awesome, he is still one of my favourite fuckers.

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8 hours ago, ChainedBoy said:

I have NEVER nor would I EVER laugh at a guys equipment unless it was a scene where he requesred it.

For the record, some of the best fuckers I've had were hung under 5". And some of the WORST fuckers I've had were ovwr 7".

I've had guys wanting me to humiliate them for their small cocks while I am fucking them. And I have agreed to a point, but I usually turn it around so I'm mostly talking about how my big cock using his pussy, and the like.

Great post^^^^  I agree.

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My ex actually loved the fact that I had a small dick - he was of the view that all small dicked men were only good to be fucked and he used to deride my cock size in private and in group sessions. I didn't really mind as my butt and mouth are my sex organs so I did not feel at all put out.

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I make it a point to tell guys that they have to be at least 6 inches or more. No offense to the smaller guys but you can't really feel it when fucking and sucking them requires more work than what it's worth. I mean I cant help but laugh when a guy tries to make his dick look bigger than it really is. It screams insecurity and I am not a fan of that.

 

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On 9/25/2018 at 1:52 PM, bberik said:

No, but mine is just average, about 6 inches.

But there was one guy in the darkroom at the Bull in Berlin one time when I was there, he walked around letting people put their dick in his ass and start fucking him, then he walked away, found someone else, did the same, and then in the end said "Does everyone in here just have small dicks?"

I don't mind small dicks as long as they fill me with cum.

Awesome bberik i agree...

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Some of the best fucks I've had have been with what someone would call small. As long as they can get it hard and keep it hard it's still a cock that needs me servicing it.

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Not a fan of that. If it's part of the scene, sure whatever gets him off, but I've always been conscious of my average cock. There's no way I'd ever laugh at a guy.  He's dealt the hand he's dealt.  As long as they get hard and shoot their load IN me, I'm a happy camper.  They might not be the BEST fucks I've ever had, but they're not ever the worst.  The worst fucks I've ever had were big guys who thought they were the shit.  Sorry, you're NOT the biggest I've ever taken...

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I’ve taken so many cocks that I think it’s fair to say I’ve experienced a comprehensive sampling of what’s on offer, not just in terms of length and girth, but in variations of shape. I’ve been fucked by organs that bore little resemblance to a standard anatomical model of a human penis, and I’ve taken them all with equal respect, without judgment, grateful for the owner’s gift of intimacy.

To laugh at someone’s endowment when he is offering the gift of his trust is obscene. I would not do it under any circumstance whatever, even if requested to do so.

To those who refuse to grant a small cock entry into their asses, I can only say you may ultimately miss out on some very memorable sex. One man who routinely fucks me at the baths terrifies me whenever I see him because I know I’m in for a ruthless ordeal of nonstop anal orgasms delivered by his small - but masterfully weilded - cock.

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