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15 hours ago, Fatbearsub said:

Was just arranging a breeding with a top...

Him- show me your cock

Me- why?

Him- I need to see what will breed me.

Me- YOU are breeding ME. That's why you replied to my profile, isn't it?

Him- yeah, but I want your load in me.

Me- can you not read? (My profile od that site states I'm bottom only and that will not change)

Him- you fucking aggressive wanker, queens like you need to fuck off away from me.

Me- wow! Bye, take care.

Him- you cunt.

 

WORDS FAIL ME. ?

 

I have the exact opposite problem: all I want to do is to fuck and every bottom I meet want to fuck me

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18 hours ago, Ranger Rick said:

I don't give out my phone number unless there is a actual meeting IRL. Some guys get really pussy about that but I don't see giving out that info to someone I haven't really met and probably won't actually meet. 

Actually that's one of my authenticity tests when cruising online. If it looks hopeful, I'll give out my number and say give me a call to arrange the meet. If they do, then the meet is more likely to happen. If it's arranged purely online, it likely won't happen. 

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On 10/30/2018 at 9:52 PM, NLbear said:

When someone responds to my "bottom only" profile with "I want you to fuck me". Or when someone starts asking questions when the info is clearly in my profile. 

I get this a lot. As a Black Man they ignore the profile and just see vision of a BBC breeding them. 

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Guys online (today's one is from bbrt) that would quickly plug their number into the message in the early exchange to switch to unlimited texting - and with non-paying memberships I get it, you want to have as many free options remaining to interest future someone else other than the current counterpart to get more play if this one doesn't work out - and then continue to message you different things through different devices. You'd tell him to stop splitting threads, and he'd get all confused and pissy that he got caught saying different things to the same guy attempting to spin multiple plates. Spectacular

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Replys to: anonymous hotel  cumdump for bb TOPs. All stats, ages, types. Not looking to chat or swap pics. Darkroom/anon, No reciprocation wanted. Just walk in, pump, dump, and go NSA. Looking to get bred deep now. Email for hotel/room

-do you like to cuddle, kiss and make out?

-I don’t fuck but will you suck me off with a rubber?

-I’m a total bottom looking to get fucked

-you around tomorrow?

-face and cock pic?

-safe only here

-will you breed me?

-you top?

-hi, how’s it going? What’s up tonight?

-I can’t travel but would love you to fuck me. 

-would love to suck your cock  

-love to cuddle, kiss, mutual oral, 69, cum swap. Not big into anal but will top safe if chemistry is right. Pics?

 

Do do people read? Most replys are junk mail looking to waste time. 

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Can't make this shit up man - not even an hour after - they just keep on coming -

a faceless single-line profile of a self-proclaimed masochist sub, 53, happily pushy individual, keeps messaging me (yet again) [somewhere else] - " Sounds like you need a sub masochistic bottom toilet to abuse and let some frustration out. It'll be good for both of you ".

Both of me. The voices in my head must have been rowdy loud that even the interwebs have heard them.... But they are not only 2.  ?

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48 minutes ago, hungry_hole said:

Stupid:  Bareback bottoms at a bathhouse asking "Are you clean?"

I don't know about other poz guys, but this question kind of irritates me and it encourages a poz top to stealth the hole.

Especially love this one also, but I get it from the tops all the time asking. The bath house is about my only venue for uninhibited play and that question just takes all the excitement and joy out of it for sure.

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On ‎11‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 5:07 AM, AirmaxAndy said:

Actually that's one of my authenticity tests when cruising online. If it looks hopeful, I'll give out my number and say give me a call to arrange the meet. If they do, then the meet is more likely to happen. If it's arranged purely online, it likely won't happen. 

If it's to the point of "come on over," I'll give it out. But if the third email/chat exchange is "what's your number so we can text," that's too soon. Also, I gave my number out once to a guy who then spammed me with porn and constant texts, which makes me less eager to share it. 

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6 hours ago, Ranger Rick said:

If it's to the point of "come on over," I'll give it out. But if the third email/chat exchange is "what's your number so we can text," that's too soon. Also, I gave my number out once to a guy who then spammed me with porn and constant texts, which makes me less eager to share it. 

I used to be more worried about that until I discovered you can 'block' nuisance phone numbers on the iPhone - and you can also do so in WhatsApp. 

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17 hours ago, hungry_hole said:

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