What constitutes a boring hookup for you.

[rawsatyr]

1 hour ago, BBBoyfromTN said:

Boring for me is when the other guy is distracted by his cell phone. Maybe that’s more aggravating. We’re getting hot and heavy and the phone buzzes a couple times and they want to check it. What!?! Is it your BF checking in on you? Lining up your next fuck? Hoping for something better? Am I boring you? I don’t care how hot you are, how fine that ass is, or how big your dick..,three times and you’re out. Had another guy who was a total exhibitionist...wanted to stream us having sex and agreed not to show my face. The whole time he had his face turned to the computer and the chat room to see what people were saying. Worse still, every once in a while he’d stop to type something back. The sex went on forever and honestly it was not fun. We’re he not so hot I’d never have agreed to it. I agree about the talkers too... so many young guys just talk and talk and talk and it’s not sexy. That’s why I switched to Mexican boys instead...plus they all pretty much bareback. Bottoms who just lay there and say nothing are boring too. I’m bringing my A game and they’re just laying there. Again, am I boring you? I’ve had a few tops too who just lay there (straight boys usually) who expect me to ride their cock and do all the work. Yeah...I’ll do it cause I want your cum inside me but I resent it and you’re probably boring your GF to death too you lame fuck. 

A good example is this fucking HOT 18 y/o I bred last night. Fucked in the backseat of his car. He barely said a word even though I was fucking the shit out of him. After I’d shot two loads in him the little fucker still said nothing, slid off my dick and started dressing. No “thanks” or “that was hot”. Drove me back to my car in silence and said nothing as I got out. Yeah...lose my number babe...I will not be messaging you again.

I agree with you! I expect some CUSTOMER feedback! (lol) Sure it was NO CHARGE but give me a TIP, a verbal one would be nice. And a great YELP review to bring others to my yard!

[Qban]

Boring?  Fucking a guy who won’t put down his phone.  It’s no better than jerking off - except I’m using someone’s else’s ass instead of my hand.  Otherwise it’s the same kind of solitary experience.  I miss the days of pre-cellphone cruising, when both (or all) of you were physically and mentally present and had at some sort of connection...

Edited February 17, 2019 by Qban

[rawsatyr]

Or a guy who comes in and barely makes eye-contact, like he is ashamed of his 'depraved, gay side', (yes maybe gets distracted by his phone, maybe cheating) Doesn't say anything (because he is too dumb or inhibited), but goes bare, consummates his 'dirty deed', nuts really quick and runs off without eye-contact (again) or he is GUILTY! And when you see him out some time (with his presumably 'straight' company) he FREAKS and averts his eyes like you have a 'dirty secret on him' and high-tails like a weasel... lol

But they 'come around' years later, drunk at a bar, trying to 'regain the moment' but slobbering and awkward! You know, THE CLOSET wasn't too kind to him! lol

[AznslutSF]

On 2/10/2019 at 5:06 PM, renovers82 said:

Overly submissive - that’s a boring hookup.  I don’t care if you are topping or bottoming, sex should be an active sports.  

Agree.  Boring is non-active sex.  Need a guy who gets into the fucking.

[Qban]

1 hour ago, AznslutSF said:

Agree.  Boring is non-active sex.  Need a guy who gets into the fucking.

Sex is a full contact sport!

[rawsatyr]

40 minutes ago, Qban said:

Sex is a full contact sport!

That quote alone gives me a boner! Sex, a sport, a RAW CONTACT sport like rodeo-riding, or buck-naked wrestling! Preferably with lots of spectators for the rush!

[ErosWired]

On 2/9/2019 at 12:49 AM, Vhungrybutt said:

I think the point is you’re a “cumslut”. You’re job is to service a top and take his load ensuring not to waste it by it dropping onto the floor etc. the fact that you found it boring is irrelevant as it wasn’t about you but about opening your cunt and servicing the top. 

@Oldercumslut - It sort of depends on how you represent yourself to the Top when you’re negotiating the hookup - if you’ve let it be known that you’re a cumdump, then it may not be fair to blame the Top for not making the extra effort to spice up the sex a bit. If that’s the case, I’m afraid I have to tend to agree with vhungrybutt, above. But if you’ve approached him on a more equal footing, then yeah, you had a right to expect a little more than what you got.

For me, I don’t know that I ever have a boring hookup, but occasionally I get a tiresome hookup - a guy who is just too damn needy, or doesn’t seem to realize he isn’t erect, or wants everlasting sloppy deep-tongue kissing while he fondles my cock, or has a running commentary of random negativity.

As to guys who just pump mechanically and go without a grunt or a word, that never bothers me. My purpose is to provide any Man the ass that he wants at that moment. Some moments, he just wants a warm hole to drain into. I can gladly be that for him. He doesn’t have to go to some extra effort to pleasure me back - he doesn’t owe me any consideration for pumping his semen into my body, any more than you owe a mailbox any special treatment when you post a letter.

Edited February 17, 2019 by ErosWired

[bareback-flipflop]

I need a partner for sex. If it lasts for five minutes then for this time, if two hours, for longer. I mean I need his attention, his passion. It is important for me to see him enjoying my work. If he is just sitting or laying there like a piece of something I loose my interest and begin to bore the whole thing. 

[Cumjunky215]

Had a regular FB that would message and stop by every few weeks.  He'd walk in and drop trou--not remove them.  I'd start sucking on him, he'd get hard fast.  He'd pull from my mouth and motion for me to kneel or lean over the sofa and he'd fuck.  I was basically used as a cumdump and he didn't want to jerk off.  He'd moan a little, sometimes say how good it felt, would cum balls deep, then pull his pants up and walk out.  At first it annoyed me, then I got into the idea of being his dump and found it hot.  A couple times he asked if I was ok with it, I said yea, and that's just what he wanted.  Wish he'd move back or I had a steady injector again!

[Cutedelicategay]

When I hookup I ensure that the guy is neither experimenting nor super discreet nor married. These guys tend to be super tight about gay sex. They somehow carry a sense of guilt or shame or fear. Come on guys when you sign up for a gay hookup site you are looking for gay sex which is same sex. These guys really get me turned off and I have had a couple guys who indeed got hard in my mouth but then just left feeling ashamed of getting hard in a guy's mouth. Other type of individuals who call themselves straight tops and they belong to a very specific ethnic group (I dont want to name the group) but they think guy's ass is a hole to be treated like a woman's vagina and they look out for guys in lieu of a woman. Both these categories are really boring. I stick to younger gay daddies upto around 50yrs of age.

[CamoPup]

On 2/17/2019 at 11:46 AM, rawsatyr said:

Or a guy who comes in and barely makes eye-contact, like he is ashamed of his 'depraved, gay side', (yes maybe gets distracted by his phone, maybe cheating) Doesn't say anything (because he is too dumb or inhibited), but goes bare, consummates his 'dirty deed', nuts really quick and runs off without eye-contact (again) or he is GUILTY! And when you see him out some time (with his presumably 'straight' company) he FREAKS and averts his eyes like you have a 'dirty secret on him' and high-tails like a weasel... lol

But they 'come around' years later, drunk at a bar, trying to 'regain the moment' but slobbering and awkward! You know, THE CLOSET wasn't too kind to him! lol

actually that sounds pretty good to me; I've been a married guy's dirty little secret more than once.  I had power over him.  His guilt just adds to my pleasure.

[Guest BreedingCameraman]

Boring, huh? How about when you have a guy that comes over and gets so messed up that he ends up hyperfixating on either his cellphone or the porn that you’ve got playing on the screen. It gets so bad that the guy doesn’t make a noise and can’t even make eye contact most of the time because of all the stuff he’s used since he got there. I clearly recall this individual both being told repeatedly to knock it off as well as have others leave the room because of his obsessive behavior. He’s a sweet guy, honest. He just shouldn’t be left with or around anything electronic when he’s high because he won’t stop searching for “better porn than what’s already playing.”

[ejaculaTe]

10 hours ago, BreedingCameraman said:

... I clearly recall this individual both being told repeatedly to knock it off as well as have others leave the room because of his obsessive behavior. He’s a sweet guy, honest. He just shouldn’t be left with or around anything electronic when he’s high because he won’t stop searching for “better porn than what’s already playing.”

that damned dopamine loop....

[barecubtop]

11 hours ago, BreedingCameraman said:

Boring, huh? How about when you have a guy that comes over and gets so messed up that he ends up hyperfixating on either his cellphone or the porn that you’ve got playing on the screen. It gets so bad that the guy doesn’t make a noise and can’t even make eye contact most of the time because of all the stuff he’s used since he got there. I clearly recall this individual both being told repeatedly to knock it off as well as have others leave the room because of his obsessive behavior. He’s a sweet guy, honest. He just shouldn’t be left with or around anything electronic when he’s high because he won’t stop searching for “better porn than what’s already playing.”

This happened to me twice. 

1) Late night hookup in the Indianapolis area.  Went to this guy's trailer (first sign that I should've just gone home) and tried to initiate sex, but he hyperfixated first on finding a third to join us and second on why he couldn't get the porn from his computer to show on his TV.  After an hour of that, I just left.

2) Chicago hotel..the guy says he wants to come in, go straight to the bathroom to take a shower, then find me naked in bed.  We do just that, but when he comes into the bedroom after the shower, he's on his phone....gives me lackluster head for about 30 seconds, then starts talking about this guy he was chatting with on his way downtown and gets on his phone.  Five minutes later I get another 30 seconds of awful head, then he interrupts it again and wants to find some porn on this little mini iPad thing he brought with.  Again, after about an hour, I asked him to leave. I even told him "dude, you came over here to get fucked and you didn't even get me hard at all..." and he was like, "yeah, I know...have a good day". 

[Guest]

There was one that stands out. Top had a big cock. 9 inches and thick. Wanted me in the sling. No problem there. Sticks it in me and just doesn't move. He got off on having his cock inside. No movement anything. 

 

Last about ten minutes and he could tell I was bored. Left there very quickly.