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12 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just  enough Dutch, German, French,  Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men.

I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG]

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I guess it was telling dominant men that I was 18 when I was 16, especially one top daddy who had a sling and a selection of incredible toys. I knew what I wanted and went for it. 

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I once posted an ad to CL posing as a Dom, who was pimping out his bottom (me) at a motel. Had a few guys come by and use me and left money in a cup on the mini-bar.  I just love the thought of men using me like a cheap whore.

 

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On 4/11/2021 at 8:42 AM, RandyCubby said:

I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG]

 My buddy Rory,  just points at his mouth and shouts,"¡Aquí! ¡Aquí!" 

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On 4/10/2021 at 1:36 AM, Bokkierob said:

"Aww fuck, you got the hottest ass I've ever seen, you gotta let me slide into you bare. Go on, just let me feel your asshole on my raw cock, I swear I won't cum in you." And when I'm inside him "aww fuck you feel amazing on my cock, I swear I'm neg - let me cum in you/, I gotta cum in you, fuck I'm cumming in you. Usually works for me. 

Had that happen to me, he promised to pull out.....shot his nut balls deep inside me!

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Mine was a little more involved. I had gone with my parents to take my brother to St. Louis so he could fly back to Germany for the army. They were at church and I was sitting by the Arch reading a newspaper on a Sunday and this kid hit me up (I was probably 20, he was about the same) and we started talking. He was in the Navy and going back a day or two later. I somehow convinced my parents to let him come with us and would meet them at the airport (I have NO idea how I managed to make this work) when we dropped him at his hotel (which was across the road from the airport). I went into his room, we fucked and then I walked to to the airport. I don't remember his name, just that he was shorter than me (which I love, I'm really short), thin and wiry with tattoos (before that was super common).

They suspected nothing. Which astonishes me.

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On 4/10/2021 at 9:36 PM, PERVERSATILE said:

I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just  enough Dutch, German, French,  Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men.

I love language.

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13 hours ago, LittleCumSewer said:

I didn't say it directly but I had someone email my dad to get him to meet a "girl" in a porn theatre booth to get an easy blowjob just so I could secretly suck his cock.

and you didn't back your cunt up onto his cock? Bad faggot.

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