RandyCubby Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 12 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said: I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just enough Dutch, German, French, Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men. I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG] 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyCubby Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 'No, I haven't been with anyone else today," when in reality I've blown 3 dudes already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigasstwink Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 I guess it was telling dominant men that I was 18 when I was 16, especially one top daddy who had a sling and a selection of incredible toys. I knew what I wanted and went for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyl7u Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 I once posted an ad to CL posing as a Dom, who was pimping out his bottom (me) at a motel. Had a few guys come by and use me and left money in a cup on the mini-bar. I just love the thought of men using me like a cheap whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERVERSATILE Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) On 4/11/2021 at 8:42 AM, RandyCubby said: I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG] My buddy Rory, just points at his mouth and shouts,"¡Aquí! ¡Aquí!" Edited April 13, 2021 by PERVERSATILE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenverBtmDude Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/10/2021 at 1:36 AM, Bokkierob said: "Aww fuck, you got the hottest ass I've ever seen, you gotta let me slide into you bare. Go on, just let me feel your asshole on my raw cock, I swear I won't cum in you." And when I'm inside him "aww fuck you feel amazing on my cock, I swear I'm neg - let me cum in you/, I gotta cum in you, fuck I'm cumming in you. Usually works for me. Had that happen to me, he promised to pull out.....shot his nut balls deep inside me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sfmike64 Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Mine was a little more involved. I had gone with my parents to take my brother to St. Louis so he could fly back to Germany for the army. They were at church and I was sitting by the Arch reading a newspaper on a Sunday and this kid hit me up (I was probably 20, he was about the same) and we started talking. He was in the Navy and going back a day or two later. I somehow convinced my parents to let him come with us and would meet them at the airport (I have NO idea how I managed to make this work) when we dropped him at his hotel (which was across the road from the airport). I went into his room, we fucked and then I walked to to the airport. I don't remember his name, just that he was shorter than me (which I love, I'm really short), thin and wiry with tattoos (before that was super common). They suspected nothing. Which astonishes me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilalex Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/10/2021 at 9:36 PM, PERVERSATILE said: I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just enough Dutch, German, French, Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men. I love language. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFucksGiven Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/4/2021 at 7:18 PM, sithis said: "OMG I love Taylor Swift too!" Best reply yet. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleCumSewer Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 I didn't say it directly but I had someone email my dad to get him to meet a "girl" in a porn theatre booth to get an easy blowjob just so I could secretly suck his cock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sfmike64 Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 13 hours ago, LittleCumSewer said: I didn't say it directly but I had someone email my dad to get him to meet a "girl" in a porn theatre booth to get an easy blowjob just so I could secretly suck his cock. and you didn't back your cunt up onto his cock? Bad faggot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 "Yes, I love you". 😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 Last test (literally 1 month from whatever day it is) Havent tested in 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 and not really a lie but: "my last test was neg". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleCumSewer Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 22 hours ago, Sfmike64 said: and you didn't back your cunt up onto his cock? Bad faggot. lol I actually tried to but he pulled away and said he just wanted a blowjob and didn't want any "pussy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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