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On 3/27/2021 at 9:28 PM, BlackDude said:

Oh one more: a younger Rob Zombie with no makeup. Don’t judge me! 

I'm really starting to like you bro lol

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If I have one fetish- it’s weird guys. 
 

step aside muscle guys, leather daddies, drag, twink, gymbod, tattooed cliches of gayness - Make way for the WEIRD GUYS!

 

Original cartoon  Aquaman 

Dr Spencer Reed 

Cousin Randy

My mailman (when he’s wearing THOSE socks) 

That guy in FREAKS  with no limbs who rolls his own cigarette. 

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I met a super hot and very well hung 18yo when I was in college. He sat on my dick bareback and we both came at about the same time. When he came he was sitting on my dick, as he had epilepsy related seizure. That freaked me the fuck out.
 

 

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On 3/25/2021 at 10:16 PM, Treehugger said:

Donald Trump Jr.

He's reasonably good-looking. There's nothing weird about it. I wanted to jam Jared over a couch from the first time I saw him. It turns out he has a perfect body, exquisitely rape-worthy. My instincts were true.

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He’s a fictional character, but I’d do Anton Ego from Ratatouille in a heartbeat. Sure, not very good looking and kind of an asshole, but you just know the man’s packing a death sword of a penis. 

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On 4/29/2022 at 1:06 AM, Japbtm said:

Weirdest ? 

Hellboy 

Popeye 

Patrick Steward (I know that’s not weird) 

Deadpool 

Hulk 

 

You take Popeye, I'll take Bluto:) That big hairy fucker....when I was a boy some of my earliest dirty thoughts were about him. And now, I'd still gladly fuck is undoubtedly furry butt:)

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Slightly less fantastical, but most likely just as out of reach:  Luke Broadwater, occasional commentator on MSNBC.  Congressional reporter for the NYT.  Wrestled in school.  Married (to a woman), no kids (wouldn't it be cool if we knew why).  Achingly beautiful, and almost certainly possessed of a fantastically fuckable furry ass.  

If we're gonna dream, might as well dream the impossible dream !!!

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There is a weather guy on the local CBS affiliate named Tyler Moore (locals look him up he is hot). Even the name Tyler Moore screams porn to me.  He's relatively new, but very hot.   He's listed as a "meteorologist with 10 Tampa Bay".  I know it's odd to pick out some local television personality but he gets my vote.

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Okay, second vote - Matteo Berrettini.  For those of you who don't follow tennis, he's an Italian who got to the finals of Wimbledon last year.  Just google his name, plenty of pics with his shirt off.  Great face and smile.  He gets a vote from me as well.

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9 hours ago, ellentonboy said:

Tyler Moore

 ...."I am always looking for new food to try and new things to do, so feel free to let me know some of your favorite places in the area!".....

So, I did.  And it looks to me in the ^ quote, like he's ready to be plucked like a plum.  You might be able to introduce him to a new, really hotttt 'favorite place' ..... <filthy grin>

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