Carlos1881 Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) Hi Guys The world of dating is full of confusion and I’m sure many of you would prefer less talk and more action .. Here is a fun take on decoding what is meant by the following relationship status on peoples profiles: Ask me - I don’t know what I want Single - yes but in a half way relationship Married/ Committed - yes but my partner doesn’t know I’m messing around Open Relationship- I’m open but my partner wants monogamy Monogamous - he must be monogynous but I can mess around Let me know your thoughts Have a great week guys Karl 😀 Edited July 12, 2021 by Karl8181 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDude Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 I this this is funny, but accurate, especially the monogamous part. I think you forgot “it’s complicated” ( I’ve used that one). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonboy44 Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 I totally agree that there is always some "reading between the lines" that has to take place when previewing profiles. A couple I have different translations than you. 2 hours ago, Karl8181 said: Ask me - I don’t know what I want Ask me means that my partner thinks we're in a monogamous relationship and this needs to be on the DL 2 hours ago, Karl8181 said: Open Relationship- I’m open but my partner wants monogamy Open Relationship- but there's no way my partner is going to know how much of a whore I really am 2 hours ago, Karl8181 said: Monogamous - he must be monogynous but I can mess around Monogamous- You're either a very boring-no fun couple or bullsh*t, you guys need to stop lying to yourselves. Thanks for starting a list! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuscledHorse Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 not one up there that describes me. My other half and I are both anti-sexual monogamy and play frequently with other guys, alone or together. I am way more promiscuous than he is, and he is often the camera guy for my porn scene filming, so he has spent many hours watching other guys using me. But i am built for it... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherpunk16 Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 I'm definitely single, and in no relationship. Haven't had a serious one, or even the start of one, since my husband died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokkierob Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 I'm in a relationship with a young man, we fuck daily but we also enjoy fucking other men/boys, separately or together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaBasic Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 “It’s complicated” or “I’m in an open relationship, but my partner doesn’t know” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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