What annoys you most about gay porn.

[NYBBGUY58]

Many things: eons of footage with the top thrusting away while grunting inarticulately; camera angles that make for a good shot but really aren't all that sexy; cumshots unduly delayed; external cumshots where the top doesn't even put his dick back in to fuck in some of the load; but above all, whiny bottoms (yes, I'm pretty exclusively a bottom) who incessantly moan "Oh yeah, baby, give it to me, uh-huh..." ad nauseum, mostly because the tops are disengaged, not interacting and can only perform with the aid of Trimix. True connection in porn is so rare...

[hntnhole]

13 hours ago, ErosWired said:

whippet?

There was also a car by that name, made in Toledo from the late '20's to early '30's.  A sporty little car, and well regarded in it's day.  It got gobbled up by the conglomerate that later became American Motors.

Edited July 23, 2022 by hntnhole

[ejaculaTe]

15 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Have you ever seen that breed of dog called the whippet? They’re the ones that look like they’re so skinny and fragile they would snap if you tried to pet them. That’s the kind of parallel I draw.

Only seen whippets in the books and on the web, but another example that comes to mind is the Italian greyhound whose legs look like oversized matchsticks.

[ErosWired]

47 minutes ago, ejaculaTe said:

Only seen whippets in the books and on the web, but another example that comes to mind is the Italian greyhound whose legs look like oversized matchsticks.

Whippets are like toy greyhounds, and their legs look like regular matchsticks.

[jamobile]

Anything that attempts to have a plot. If I wanted a story I would watch Sesame Street. Just show me hot sweaty fucking. 

[BreedingTop71]

Long list, here are some:

cock rings. For some reason they gross me out. 
condoms. 
tops who do not know how to properly use a bottom and loud bottoms (who cares about their pleasure or what they have to say about anything during sex, really). Very annoying. 
no breeding. What was the fucking for?

Old studio porn is not interesting anymore (except TIM). Some that comes from sites that started as “amateur” like Military Classified and evolved into breeding vids are better with time. Machofucker was always spot on. 

[BreedingTop71]

On 7/28/2022 at 8:36 PM, jamobile said:

Anything that attempts to have a plot. If I wanted a story I would watch Sesame Street. Just show me hot sweaty fucking. 

You think Sesame Street has plots? 

[JamesL100]

3 hours ago, BreedingTop71 said:

You think Sesame Street has plots? 

Just a daily letter?

[Lily95]

What annoys me most is im not in it.

[Pornlover]

How over saturated the industry has gotten. It seems everyone and their dog seems to think they’re worthy of getting paid and no one just wants to be a pig. 
 

Sites that keep everything behind a pay wall or offer extremely limited previews of what you’re getting in to before you sub. OF is the worst for this. 
 

Creators that are borderline of not completely scamming their subscribers. Should have to sub just to have to pay again to see the good stuff. 
 

The lack of ability to search and filter content. The search capabilities on some sites is pretty much useless. Sometimes it’s due to everyone using the same tired keywords and others it’s due to the algorithm serving up content it thinks you want instead of the actual content you want. 

[mattg]

1. Pulling out to cum

2. Bottoms with their mouths closed instead of swallowing spunk and piss

3. Annoying music. 

[hntnhole]

Tops that don't use their whole Cock.  Every millimeter should be buried in the Hole with each thrust.  Sure, pull all the way out if the Top wants to, so the viewers can appreciate the length, breadth, etc, and then shove it back in, balls-to-cheeks.  

Also, I get that porn is a business, and the viewers want to see the Sperm when a guy cums.  Fine.  So the Top can pump the first jet of Sperm onto the Hole - thus proving that yes, he actually did come - and the rest of the load goes in the Hole, not splashed all over the bottom's cheeks, thighs, back, or worse.  

 

[hungry_hole]

When watching a breeding video i really hate verbal bottoms who start yelling. I know that's really exciting to feel the guy shooting inside, but if you are making a video think of the guys watching. What's really exciting to hear is the top when he's getting ready to shoot until he's done with the hole. I want to hear the top's moaning while he pumps his load inside the bottom's raw hole, which I can't hear when the bottom is screaming.

 

Example: [think before following links] https://xhamster.com/videos/bear-sling-fuck-xhkrjDh

[NLbear]

Fake moans by the bottom. Being completely silent isn't good either when you're being plowed but jeez....some of those bottoms really overdo it. Pretty annoying.

[TwinkChaserSlut]

On 4/28/2022 at 2:52 AM, rock-cock-jock said:

Same, I hate what porn has become nowadays. This might be controversial but I think the #1 most annoying thing about porn is that it is now overly filtered, moderated and restricted. I believe strongly in the freedom of the internet and the idea of what it was meant to be - the free sharing of information. Now, to be fair, I accept the validity of the argument that some aspects endanger public safety and that there do need to be hard limits but it bothers me that these limits can be so heavily swayed by these religious anti-porn lobbying groups. For example, the pornhub cleanse 2 years ago was because of this, which by the way disenfranchised thousands of online sex workers in the midst of a pandemic with zero remuneration. I'm annoyed that porn has progressively become overly sanitized under the guise of making us safer but really, it's censorship masquerading as public safety.

Also the XTube shutdown hurt porn, amateur porn especially. I bought a ton of points (about $100.00 worth) on XTube that went down the "XTube" when they closed shop. Plus, I engaged in DM's with many of the XTube creators & lost contact with all of them as well.