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It's finally happened - I've got crabs. Here's what happened: Well, I met a guy on Feb 1st who said he had crabs. When we met, they were in a bit of folded up kitchen roll - I clearly saw them moving around. We left and I quickly chucked them in my pubes. After that nothing - a couple of "husks" fell out of my boxers, but nothing. I knew it could take 2-3 weeks before I felt itchy After a month, I assumed he'd sold (yea I paid £20!) me headlice or something, or at best they were all male and just died of natural causes! This last week I've been waking up with itchy pubes. It's been 7 weeks - I didn't think it could be crabs. Watching a film Tuesday night (Odd Turner I think it was called) lying on my bed, I felt itchy again. I got a nit comb, and pulled it through a couple of times. In the comb was a pube, complete with little crab holding on. I find it hard to see them (eyes are getting old!) so today I took some photos and viewed them on the PC - there's loads of them (I guess to be expected after 7 weeks!)1 point