I don't know where else to post it, and it might give someone here a chuckle.
So I read a post this morning, and it had me filking while making lunch. I decided to share in case anyone else was amused. I'm not going to share who inspired it, but from what I read, he would likely be both amused, and maybe proud.
sung to the tune of:
Let Me Call You Sweetheart (1948)
Bing Crosby
Let me call you cumdump.
It's all that you're good for.
Let me hear you whimper,
you want those poz loads more.
Men don't want to know you.
They think that you're a whore.
You'll let the bathhouse breed you.
It was never enough before.
I don't want to know you.
I think that you're a whore.
So let me call you cumdump.
You know it's all you're for.