yorki

Swollen, punched, mutated and blown-out MAN CUNT on a brother PIG is TOTALLY FUCKING HORNY for me!!! Dont care if its my hole or any other PIGS CUNT that is gaping and mashed to fuck so much that the PIG is barely managing to stop his guts dropping out his hole so has got fuck all chance of holding onto whatever TOXIC POZ FLUIDS inside him.... Thats when I'm in there face first.... telling the PIG to push his guts out and while he's gaping and dripping get my gob around his prolapse and swollen arse lips to make a seal and SUCTION HARD ON HIS INSIDES.... so even when he tried aint no way he's able to suck his prolapse back inside his arse.... listening to him groan and then more and more until he's hurting good and all the time me sucking on his cunt!! OINK!!!

Goes without saying that other PIGS have got free reign to go at my hole as hard and nasty as they got from me.... only fair. Am looking for other U.K. based PIGS who are equally twisted and nasty and who are also here for (ideally) actual meet-ups.

On 10/11/2019 at 5:17 AM, NLbear said:

Thr one time men can multitask is in a spit roast where the facefucker orders you to "swallow it" and the top orders you to "take it" 😉 

PIGS and Multi-tasking - there's the situation you describe, But there's also the other instance that we can multi-task: that being our unfailing ability to beat our PIG COCKS and WANK HARD until we cum WHILST ALL THE TIME ALSO USING A COMPUTER MOUSE / LAPTOP TRACK PAD FAULTLESSLY AS REQUIRED (to call up the next porn vid etc). LOL!!

38 minutes ago, cummerxxx said:

Has anyone else encountered picky tops in darkrooms? This has happened to me several times at Slammers in Ft. Lauderdale. Now I'm a pretty young and decent looking guy, and I make sure clean up, yet I've gotten on that bench and gotten no takers despite there being several guys going in and loitering about. Some seemed to we waiting for the hottest bottoms to make it there, others just kinda hanged back even when I was the only one there and made it clear I wanted cock. It's such a strange experience. Do they all want me blow them first? Are they picky? I thought the point of a darkroom was to take any and all holes available to you.

Hi mate, just seen your posting. I’m genuinely Vers but 99% of the time when I’m in a sauna or fuck club my focus is on being a total cock hound and DNA dumping ground, so I feel your pain / frustration. I’ve got a few years on you mate and when I started hitting the fuck clubs I was lucky to have a older guy, a mate who too me to a few bars initially. I was lucky that he gave me some pointers and advice so I’d have best shot at hooking up from the start and there’s one thing which *COULD* be relevant to what you mention that being that the mate I mentioned advised me that there’s one type of approach that he’d NEVER seen work in these places, specifically laying in a sling / on a bench etc, legs in the air waiting, expectedly, arse hanging out for tops to come up and just stick their cocks in that ready access cunt. He couldn’t say exactly WHY this approach was doomed to fail and the fact it doesn’t work feels counterintuitive but he’d never known it to work. We bounced a few ideas around between the two of us as to why this might be (none of the following are specific to you naturally, just generalisations) and the main theory we had is by laying there rather than hooking up with a guy somewhere in the bar / sauna and ONLY THEN heading to a sling together is that by laying there it might give tops the impression that the guy is a “lazy bottom” who is giving out a kinda “service me, I’m waiting” vibe or may suggest that he’s perhaps a “bossy bottom” as he’s unilaterally made several choices about how a fuck is going to happen before a top even lays eyes on him for the first time.  A top who makes these two assumptions isn’t always going to be correct in them, but experience has proven they’re sufficiently accurate to make it a chance not worth taking and guys become risk averse when there’s a chance landing themselves a lazy or bossy bottom. 

There’s one significant caveat to my reply: I’m from the UK rather than USA and the seemingly negative perception of guys laying there in a sling / fuck bench waiting to be fucked may be one that only applies here, that it isn’t something that is an issue to guys in the USA and I’m on the wrong track. I can say I’ve spent lots of time in Germany (Berlin and Bremen) and noticed the same dynamic applies there as it does here in UK. Maybe have a talk with your mates there on this one and / or next time you ‘re out in a fuck bar etc and you spot a guy just laying in a sling etc waiting to be fucked maybe discreetly keep an eye on how that works out for him… does he get fucked by some top who just walks up and starts banging his cunt OR does he get passed over by 99% of guys who see him there. 
 

just my thoughts mate, hope you crack the situation and you find game plan that works and you can measure by the amount of spunk running down the back of your legs by the end of a night out. 

Hi mate, You're right to approach the logistics of using hotels to play in with a degree of caution. That said my experience of staying in quite a few (from budget end of market through to some of the very best there are anywhere) over nearly 40 years, for business, holiday and deffinately as a PIG FUCK PIT means developed a few ideas for myself on this. They seem to apply in most situations but they're not cast-iron and I don't now or have ever worked in the hotel industry so I can't claim these come from knowing the business.

First off, yep the "motel" type that are all over USA are best for the reasons you said. The Campanille chain (The Accor Hotels group of France) USED to have a pressence in the UK and their locations were built to that "motel" layout and all rooms with access direct outside at ground and first floor (via an exterior landing with outdoor stairwells). Accor closed down the brand some years ago HOWEVER some of them were bought as going concerns and contined to opperate. I know at least one that operates still today (Now know as "the Blue Hotel" in Redditch. There may be others I'd do some googling etc. as there may be more.

The above said, the fact is mate that virtually EVERY hotel in the UK is much LESS interested what guests get upto than you might imagine in my experience, seriously. (This DOES NOT apply to B+B, where its the managements home as well as business OR perhaps stand-alone single site hotels where again the owner may be running it and therefore its more "personal" and in those places they'll take more notice of whats going on). But in chain hotels in UK no matter if you're at the "premier inn" end or "Mal Maison" etc so long as you remember a few things you'll be fine. (1) you're paying for the ROOM, not per guest so you dont need to sneek people in. (2) Hotels have been around for centuries and as long as they've existed punters have using them to fuck in and sure, the manager at the place you're staying on a given night MAY only look as old as 24 but if they're manager they come from that LONG history. (3) Ditto the more junior staff moreover none of them are paid a fortune and they worked hard for it, meaning many hotel workers dont look to do more work than they have to and I dont blame them. So they're really NOT keen to look too hard at what guests are getting upto, 'cos if they take too much notice they might see something they have to do something about and thats extra work for them. (4) with that idea of "staff work hard enough asnd dont want more" in mind REALLY try and avoid causing excess work for people like house keeping staff who sort your room during / after stay 'cos if you do (for example leave your room a shit tip) and it takes way more effort / time than it should to clean then they are required to report it to head house-keeper ;/ manager and you could find yourself getting a shitty letter / phone call / banned from staying ANYWHERE in that whole hotel chain again and all these could take some explaining in your other, non-pig, life. So keep staff sweet. This erxtends to maybe taking a few play towels (tesco basics range are perfect) / cheep matress protector - a few quid from tesco so you're NOT leaving linens really filthy and cover in gunk like jlube if your doing arse play. When you leave them with you in a bin bag inside your luggage then launder and use again next shag and if that not possible for domestic reasons then DUMP in a bin once you're out of hotel AND DONT FORGET TO DUMP IT before getting home as partner finding bin bag of j-lube covered towels etc in the boot a few days later 'cos you forgot to get rid is likely to be as much of a sign something is going on as them finding an "odd" stain on the car upholstery along with a pair of Calvin Kleins in a size not yours or your partners size in the gove box or your partners size and noticing theirs trainer footprints on the interior roof liming <LOL> its not a story you can make convincing as to why the hotel trash is there so get rid! (5) goes without saying follow the basics in terms of use of your room... Keep noise down, no smoking (including METH clouds - or keep to minimum and exhale into the airvent in the bathroom that starts everytime you turn on the light) **REMEMBER: hotel rooms have VERY SENSITIVE smoke alarms. METH CLOUDS *WILL* ACTIVATE THEM. KEEP THE METH PIPE WELL CLEAR OF THESE**, etc. Don't stand out from other guests and dont disturb other rooms / guests so they complain and someone comes knocking on your door is the principle (6) on the "someone knocking on the door" point previously, if they do and want entry to the room they can. So if you ARE using ANYTHING that could be a problem if you had to let someone from the hotel into your room there and then, at the moment they knock at the door, then GET OUT, USE IT then IMMEDIATELY PUT IT AWAY AGAIN, preferably in a suitable bag / case of your own RATHER THAN use a drawer in the desk or to shelf in a wardrobe. Basically think about stuff left laying around the room and its never a good look to answer the door with someone listening to sound of you and the shag (and someone at the door WILL hear the panic of trying to hide stuff) drawers opening and slamming etc, panic filled conversations in low voices. So keep stuff AWAY once used not out on view ('cos in a panic something is bound to get missed). Just think: does something you're using come under the "embarressing" category OR does it break hotel policy / rules OR does it break the law??? First one in that list, like three monster dildo by ther bed, no an issue, someone blushes. If you get all hot awkward 'cos its been left on show, well suck it up and fucking own it giving the manager in your room a cheeky smile and he'll probably be the one now flustered. If its a hotel policy broken (eg smoking in the room) you'll gert stung with a nasty £250 extra bill or simular for extra room cleaning and MAY be asked to leave there and then so your night of fucking is, well... FUCKED and you're sleeping in your car in the most quiet, out of the way and darkest place you can find.... and sadly the only place you can find that gets (no where) near to those three objectives is an ASDA carpark complete with flood light thats next to the a railway siding and a major motorway interchange thats busy 24/7. Not good but NOT "fatal". Leaving chems parafinalia etc, including used rigs AND ESPECIALLY LEAVING DRUGS OUT where hotel staff might see it, thats the big NO-NO!! Cos they'll almost certainly call plod ('cos they'd be worried that you'll become an issue during your stay that they'll have to handle alone. So getting plod to come take someone in for questioning is fine by the hotel. It's "away"and thats all they care about but not something any guest like you and me mate would want... plod asking questions you REALLY dont want to answer.  (7) make use of the "do not disturb" tag for the outside of your bedroom door to stop someone from room service or house-keeping next morning come barging in when you dont need that. House-keeping next day are the worse as they're on a mission to turn room around for next guest and (prior covid) most hotel chains only give one person a MAXIMUM of 20 to 30 mins to completely turn around a room between guests and so the poor buggers who are trying to achieve that have a habit of doing the following simitaniously: knock, say "housekeeeeeping" open the door, and be through it in less than 2 seconds flat and while carrying a pile of bedding, a hoover and tin lemon pledge / duster. But the speed they move is potentially problematic and the "do not disturb" sign rarely is effective SO IF YOUR ROOM HAS CHAIN OR SIMULAR ON DOOR USE IT ALWAYS(!!) when you're in the room.

They're something else but cant think what it is but will msg you once i do. Hope this has been some help and re-assures you that if your sensible hotels, ALL hotels and not just "motels" are viable for meeting up to fuck. Yorki

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@MIKEY2 - I gotta say I agree with you absolutely. My experience of his messing around is different to yours, but includes the first time after he’d approached me and when I asked if we could speak on the phone to arrange a meet-up him claiming that he “had a phobia that prevented him speaking on the phone” (W.T.F!!). I gave him the benefit of the doubt apex 18 months later and we were chatting quite a bit back and forth on BBRT for a couple of weeks, all seemed very positive. Until one day he just stopped replying mid-conversation and shortly after deleted his account there. He popped up on there again under a new screen name (but same pix). This seems to be a recurring pattern with this guy and doesn’t really fit with the behaviours that most of us would recognise as “normal” as members of multiple numbers of hook-up site. There’s been other instances over the years but I can’t be arsed to waste anymore time on him. The driver for me taking a couple of mins now is to show some support for you by saying that in my opinion this guy “ain’t quite right” in a worrying way. 

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