curmud

it was a convenience mart w/1 urnal + 2 stalls. one guy stood at the pisser while a guy waited in t crapper. a gospel tract that looked like a tenspot was on t floor behind the pisser. when i bent over 2 pick it up, the crapper door opened and he showed hard saying "here". i sucked him off as i got my head n shoulders splattered with warm gushing piss.

On July 2, 2017 at 0:04 PM, curmud said:

NO

cuz im gdf good at swallowing while tongue scrubbing the shaft

no

have had acclaimed success by gettin shit bbukt + am always up 4 a slow deep grinding shit bbuk, when one of us can sneak thru the other's back door that is 

strong painful emotions shared well. 

was expecting accounts of swallowing (gono, et al) sperm with an off taste and got a profound story: well done

two and a half hours

go thou and do likewise

calm yourself Cheatingjock. youre among friends here. yeah verily masculinity + horniness come in many a different size n shape but time + place can make something even more surprising: dont hesitate. live in the moment bro. 

On July 29, 2016 at 10:04 PM, punaman said:

I like to suck and swallow cum but LOVE cum in my ass. Will lick the cum off his dick when he pulls out so I get a taste of what he shot in me.  

yeaahh Punaman well said

On March 29, 2017 at 0:34 PM, FriendlyBottom said:

I love to get fucked, but I *LIVE* to suck cock.  As others have mentioned, sucking cock requires no prep time nor lingering worries that the prep wasn't 100% successful.  I love the fact that I can go from eye contact to swallowing cum in a matter of minutes and the act can be consumated almost anywhere.  The only mess involved is my spit coating his cock and maybe the dirt, twigs and leaves on my knees.  I love sucking cock because it can be so many things -- completely recreational to downright spiritual.  I was raised Catholic for a good part of my childhood and there have been several times when I've felt as if I was truly sucking the cock of God as I genuflected before a masculine saint and swallowed the liquid communion wafer out of his body.  I love the sport-sucking but I adore the times I've connected with a guy during a blow job -- when he's held my hand(s) as I slurped on his cock or when he's cooed words of encouragement as he gently carressed by buzzed head.  I love when a friendly, flirty conversation with a guy I met at a bar leads, in short order, to him coating my throat with his creamy load either in the corner of the bar, the alley out back, or back at his home.  I also love it when I suck a sweet load out of a "straight" guy who's popped into the bookstore to get his balls drained.  I take it as the highest form of flattery when, as soon as he sees me on his next visit, his eyes light up and he motions me over to his booth so he can again spray my tonsils with his manjuice.

Getting fucked can be so awesome, but also, at times, so shitty (in all senses of the word).  Sometimes that's due to an incompetent top, sometimes it's due to my inability to relax, and sometimes nothing happens because I didn't sign up for the "self-cleaning rectum" option before I was born.  For me, fucking is not (usually) a recreational sport in the same way that sucking cock is.  It's a much more intimate act, one that I (usually) won't do in front of an audience, while I'll suck cock in a crowded bar with no qualms (but I hate those fuckers who reach in to grab the base of top's cock to gauge his size while I'm bobbing on his meat -- can they not see that I'm working here???).  The best fucking times (literally) that I've had have been with guys I've truly connected with and developed a true fondness (if not more) for.  And as much as a cocksucker as I am, a good sound fucking that ends with a cumload or five deep inside me does approach nirvana.  And I have to admit, when I'm jacking off, it's almost always to thoughts of reliving some great fucks (and almost never about cocksucking).

So, here's the ultimate suck vs. fuck dilemma for me:  I'll be in SF this weekend.  My temple in SF is (was?) Blow Buddies.  I've had several spiritual experiences there dating back to the 90's when I was living in the Bay Area, sucked many a cock and swallowed gallons of cum.  That said, when I was out there last year, I ventured out on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights.  Thursday night was GREAT!  Friday and Saturday were disappointing.  So, on this trip, Cumunion is happening on Saturday night at 442 Natoma.  While my instinct is to go to Blow Buddies, if it's as dead as it was on my Saturday visit last year, I'd prefer to go to Cumunion where I might just end up watching, but I'd love to take some cock and cum.  Sigh.  We'll see what happens.... maybe I'll assume the position -- ass up, bottle of poppers to my nose -- and take a few anonymous cocks in the dark room?  The notion is hot, the reality...maybe not?

well put by a fellow passionate oralist 

course i would: always swallow / sukkit clean 

was in a mickeyD's drivethru lane and watched two shabby filthy guys hiding in the trash dumpster encloser. one left tieing his pants shut with a rope as i parked and went into the dumpster cubicle to see what was up. a cat and a rat and the other tramp takin a squat and hard. he used my throat. i bought a helluva lotta mickeyD's that spring hopin to see him again. 

yes, if i get crap on my own shoes whilest it spills from the keyboard, whose fault is that? 

wld gladly b staff's b'ole + spoon licker cuz they puddup w much kiester grinding dry-eye 4 B Zone

On March 18, 2017 at 7:20 AM, GoodExercise said:

Practice makes perfect.  The more you do it, the more resistance you build to any negative side effects.  ATM suck my dick clean, Bitch.  Oh, and I will do the same for a top.

yes sir, oh yes SIR always 

On February 12, 2017 at 4:54 AM, curmud said:

yeah so come onto me - get me to take off my shirt + straddle me faced up - totally relax 2my warm strong saliva slick rectum scrubber 

m'meat iz long droolin clear slip that U lyk that cum git Ur whole ass ate 

have a pronounced overbite so i swallow ayround the helmet at the same time i'm tongue scrubbing the stud's shaft + maintaining suction always floods my neck with rich creamy dna

On August 3, 2016 at 10:35 AM, Bottomhole said:

I really like having my ass eaten, is that a fetish?

yeah so come onto me - get me to take off my shirt + straddle me faced up - totally relax 2my warm strong saliva slick rectum scrubber 

DL hook-ups no questions asked condoms will bb declined + will ask to eat your dirty emptying hole first

oohh yah ripe pits + nuts that reek  like onions, and garlic oozing out of his pores and oily almost rancid head of long unwashed hair too 

On September 27, 2015 at 4:09 PM, tallslenderguy said:

Guys who love ass

 long-boned mens' quads + hamstring muscles are so fuckin hot; especially when they dont use a rimchair to get their rectum walls tongue-scrubbed

out of misunderstanding to enilghtenment; threads' advisories seem not to mention the cocksucker issues of tooth sensitivity and swallow-sphincter pain / irritation, albeit infections (sucking) were mentioned.  given the site focus, of course, is anal sex considerations, i would also always bb asking "does it come out?" 

love your vocabulary  

enjoying what is in you 

putting us in touch with angst we yearn to resolve or inhabit

well done 

susinct typo-free balanced with perfect tense and clear identities 

wish it was full novel or series thereof