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bigbear4loads

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  1. New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws

    1. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      you get the cum i'll provide the straw lololol...................

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  2. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

  3. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

    1. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      the answer is simple, stop sucking cock through the glory hole and back you ass onto it instead

       

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  4. Imagine a Fleshlight left in a dirty bookstore booth for every guy to use... w/out being cleaned between uses. Imagine it after a few 1000 guys. [EG] Well, that would be... ME.

  5. "I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."

    1. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      damn pig!   keep it loose well used and gimme a trip down that  canyon any day

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  6. Even at $20 a pop, I'm pissin away my paycheck to get fucked by grinnin, toothless retards my dealer sets me up with. I've taken 2 crackheads already; I've got 2 more lined up for later! That's $80 just for Sat! No rubbers, of course. (Plus, my dealer told em to feel free to smack me around. Show me who's boss. "Leave marks." One of em REALLY got off on it. Scared me. But I've already texted him, asking him back tomorrow. Hey, he's got a big dick!) I'm wondering... who's the real retard here?

  7. So when my boss and my secretary ask, "What'd you do this weekend?" should I tell the truth? [EG]

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