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RandyCubby

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  1. Who stops at the adult bookstore (and does all the trolls) on the way home from a craigslist hookup? LOL. This slut.

  2. My first few tries at getting fucked as a teenager were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! Bouncing on a fat cock, I honestly thought, "Yeah, Mom and Dad, this is worth going to Hell for. THIS is what all those faggots love so much." Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it.

  3. Cock is all I think about. I can't control myself.

  4. Ho don't know her baby daddies.

  5. I'd rather give blowjobs than eat dinner.

  6. How many dicks can I suck today?

  7. I don't know who I just blew.

  8. Love suckin off old trolls.

  9. I don't know who just came in my mouth.

  10. Anonymous, mindless, animal, drooling retard homo sex.

  11. Logged 4 hrs. tonight at "the holes."

  12. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me.

  13. I've gone from tight end to wide receiver

  14. I've gone from tight end to wide receiver.

  15. So I'm in this XXX bookstore this weekend, backed up on a gloryhole... And I'm backed up on... my 5th dick of the day, I'm such a slut. And dude walks into the booth to use my mouth, and he says, "This booth smells like butt. In fact, the whole section of the bookstore smells like butt. Everyone's commenting on it." By everyone, he means all the other customers cruising the bookstore. And he's right -- the smell of my ripe buttcrack/butthole is noticeable out in the hallway when I stumble bowlegged out of there.

  16. I got fucked by a crackhead on my lunch hour and masturbated in the john at work today.

  17. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, and some stranger is fingering my butthole, and he whispers, "What a fuckin whore."

  18. Gloryholes, craigslist hookup, gloryholes, craigslist hookup, gloryholes ... LOL

  19. The STDs were comin like machine gun fire in 2014-2015.

  20. This sperm bank does ATM. ;-)

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