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  1. DogBonez4Me
    So, a little over a year ago, RI had finally legalized same-sex marriage. August 1st was the first day licenses would be issued. And to help us celebrate the occasion, those party animals from the Westboro Baptist Church had flown out here and planned on showing up in a few places. So, I designed a sandwich-board type of sign, and had my good buddy, a very talented RISD graduate (Rhode Island School of Design), do the artwork. (Attahed. I added the Marvin upload cuz you can't really see the text in the other pic)
    They had 5 stops on their agenda. I made it to 4 of them (1, 2, 3, & 5). The last stop happened to be my hometown city hall. Met a lot of great people and a bunch of us came up with some pretty creative cheers/retorts, etc. But it was not really organized. So, after leaving stop 3 I had about an hour and 15 minutes before they'd get to the last stop. , I ran home, took a quick shower (it was hot that day), poured myself another quart of iced coffee, banged out this little diddy, printed out 50 copies, and ran out the door. Now, NOW we had strength. Instead of a bunch of us shouting variious taunts, we were unified. Not exactly a Rogers & Hammerstein, but with an hour deadline, I think it came out OK.

    Gay Marriage is coming to town



    (to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)


    If it’s two girls
    Or if it’s two guys
    We’re gonna get married
    We’re telling you why
    Gay-marriage is coming to town
    We’ve got our guest list
    We’re checking it twice
    You’re not invited
    I think you know why
    Gay-marriage is coming to town
    God sees you when you’re hating
    He thinks you really suck
    He says you’re gonna rot in hell
    Cuz you’re just a bunch of schmucks
    So, you better not come
    Back to our town
    Because if you do
    You’ll leave with a frown
    Cuz gay-marriage exists in this town
    (like the last line only LOUD!!)
    GAY-MARRIAGE EXISTS IN….THIS TOOOOWNNN!
    And as a nice little icing on the cake, I found out that, while I was outside protesting, my ex and his partner of nearly 20 years (who I hadn't had a chance to see since I'd moved back from Boston) were inside getting married. How cool was that!
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    And the pics:





  2. DogBonez4Me
    A Manhunt Thanks-4-Giving
    Tis’ the night of Thanksgiving, and I'm horny, can't sleep
    So I logged on to Manhunt, craving man, boy, or creep
    The profiles beckoned, with both dark meat & white
    Cuz I have no will power, I'm a slut to the night.
    Searching profiles in Dorchester, Back Bay, the South End
    Up the North Shore, down the South Shore, looking for hot kinky men
    "Look! My first e-mail", someone unlocked their pic
    He's a hot, hunky stud man, handsome face and big dick.
    He wrote, "Travel of company? What's your pleasure? Your kink?"
    I replied "Check my website" and I sent him the link
    He said "Come on over", so the deal was sealed
    "I've got your meat & gravy boy, a true Thanksgiving meal"
    So I ran to my bedroom and I tore off my clothes
    I ran to the shower, and I grabbed the douche hose
    I'm as clean as a whistle, left no bathtub ring
    Cuz I don't leave the house unless I dispense Poland Spring! ;-)
    Then I gathered my outfit, my pig jeans and my jock
    Remembering to put that rubber ring on my cock
    Then I grabbed my friend Tina and a Viagra pill
    When I take that my drumstick seems to have its own will.
    So I drove like a madman, cuz that's what I was
    As I was arriving, started feeling a buzz
    I ran up to the doorway and I rang his doorbell
    The anticipation made my crotch start to swell
    He opened the door wearing nothing at all
    Pulled me in, kissed me roughly, and I started to fall
    He said, "Follow me", walked me up to his bed
    By now I was thinking, "I hope he wants more than head!"
    Lying down, standing up, even down on the floor
    We did it and did it and did it some more
    His thrusts started to quicken, and then we both fell
    Off the bed to the floor as I started to yell
    "You splasher, you man, sir
    You can sir, it's mixin' "
    "On the carpet, now spew kid
    Down my tonsils, it fits in"
    First all over his face, then I aim for his throat
    But he doesn't yet swallow, and his mouth forms a moat
    Now with a big gulp, he then starts to swallow
    As it starts its way down, he lets the rest follow
    As he flicks out his tongue, licks the rest from his lips
    I fall back on the bed, now released from his grip
    Then he falls next to me, we're both totally spent
    I say, "By the way, I'm Mark", He says, "Kent"
    A short while later, I start to recover
    I must bid a good night to my hour-long lover
    As I get home, I log on, it's an urge I can't fight
    I need more to eat on this Thanksgiving night.
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
    Partially true. It was a Thanksgiving night (about 10 years ago when I lived in Boston.) And it was a Manhunt hookup. Names were not changed to protect the guilty. Man sex: Guilty.! Pleasure: Guilty. :-)
  3. DogBonez4Me
    Well, I've never thought of myself as a blogger, but I have dabbled in writing over the years. Lotsa sappy poetry when I was younger. Over the past 10 or 15 years, lots of "Letters to the Editor" (some even published). But I've always loved song parodies. I even bought Weird Al Yankovic's first album when it came out (vinyl). You could say I fancy myself a sort of Queer'd I'll YankYerDick.
    Some of the stuff I've written, I've saved. Some of it was what I call "the sperm of the moment", where I did it on the fly, posted it in whichever forum I was writing it for, but didn't bother to save a copy.
    I had a few different profiles on Manhunt, depending on whatever my "kink of the day" made me horny for. And I'd sometimes do it "with a song." Keep in mind, I have a very small target audience. Me! By that I mean, I mostly write for my own entertainment. If anyone else happens to enjoy, "icing on the cake." Anyway, if you like it, great. If not, I'm already over it. :-) But enough rambling. Here's one I was rather fond of.
    Eminem? M & M’s? Mmm mmm good?
    Now this is a blowjob from me
    Yo everybody, I swallow pee
    Cuz ya need some head, no re-C-I-P
    Jes' let your testes empty into me
    Hey, here's a cocksucker that works
    To make 20 million white sperm cells emerge
    So no matter how big your load may be
    Jes' let your testes empty into me! ;-)
    Hmmmm...I wonder if Eminem's really would melt in my mouth...
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