bjaustin

On 5/8/2021 at 9:57 AM, bjaustin said:

Name: Slut

 

Number: 812-786-5191

 

Location: Louisville KY Southern IN

 

Age: 33

 

Height: 5’10

 

Weight: 220

 

Ethnicity: White

 

Scene: Text during day can call at night. Love me an anon play scene. Not very oral. Available mornings and late nights. Thick handsome cub looking for fucking.

Gonna be in NOLA FQ this week who needs company?

Same reason giving birth doggy style is difficult. Not really how the hips are set up for ease of entry.

On 2/17/2022 at 10:27 PM, Ieatcumholes said:

I realized more than a few years ago that I'm not really "Relationship Material".... That hasn't stopped me from trying, but every time a relationship ends that little voice inside me says, "But you already KNEW that!"

So, I've come to the conclusion that the perfect relationship for me would be with a Cumdump. (Note my screen name.) Not only would he be allowed to sleep with as many other men as possible, he would be encouraged to do so on a regular basis in order to bring me a cumhole to enjoy! I only have two rules for such a relationship:

1. Your cumhole is always available to me
2. When you get a cumhole, you bring it home for me to enjoy

I don't think either one of those is too onerous. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Over the last 6 years, I have had serious talks with three different guys about entering into such a relationship. And in all three cases, the guys disappeared for weeks or months only to resurface after I had already moved on. The first guy lived on the East Coast of the US (and I'm on the West Coast). We had gotten to the point where I was ready to fly across country, rent a U-Haul and drive him and his stuff back to California. Then he dropped off the face of the earth. Turns out he had reconciled with an ex and was exclusive to the point that he couldn't even contact me to let me know what was going on. 

By the time he realized they were exes for a reason and the ex hadn't changed his spots, I was talking to guy #2. He lived in the southern part of the state. We had gotten to the point where I was ready to fly down and visit him and if everything was as good in reality as it appeared to be through conversations, I would've relocated to his area. He disappeared. Turns out he had gotten really sick, was hospitalized and almost died. By the time he resurfaced, I was in a (non-cumdump) relationship.

Last December I talked to another guy from the southern part of the state. He has family in this area and was coming up for the holidays anyway, so he was going to spend that first night with me with an option for spending the whole weekend together if we hit it off. Didn't show, and no contact for 3 weeks afterward. (I actually think he's a catfish if he's even male-identified. But that's another story for another thread.)

My general rule of thumb (applied to many different situations, not just sex) is that once is a fluke, twice is a problem and three times is the Universe sending me a message.

Is a relationship with a cumdump just a pipedream that I should give up? Has anyone had such a relationship that was successful? Would self-identified cumdumps be interested in such a relationship? Or should I listen to the Universe's message that I shouldn't be in such a relationship?

I mean I'd date you.

Wish I was still living in Vegas to take that.

Woof Louisville here

Name: Slut

Number: 812-786-5191

Location: Louisville KY Southern IN

Age: 33

Height: 5’10

Weight: 220

Ethnicity: White

Scene: Text during day can call at night. Love me an anon play scene. Not very oral. Available mornings and late nights. Thick handsome cub looking for fucking.

Any hosting tops free this weekend?

Wish i saw this yesterday

Woof! Hmu when you come back! 

Of course could be a bit more descriptive in the fucking details but hot concept