iBLASTinside Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 To see iBLASTinside's original blog post, click here... I’m getting frustrated with online hook-ups. Look, I get some fucking hot ass on occasion. But truth be told, it doesn’t have to be the bomb-diggity*to make me happy . I’ll fuck you if you don’t smoke, your ass is clean with decent*hygiene*and we’re somewhere around height-weight proportional (and I’ll allow for a few extra pounds, but my cock just ain’t big enough for the junk-in-the-trunk chubs. The rash of crappy photographs has me just fucking pissed. A bottom makes me promise to send my face pic to him if he sends his. I agree. His face pic arrives. This is it. I didn’t need to blur anything. This is it in 100% glory: Sunglasses and it’s fucking tiny. Sure, he looks like he’s got a decent body. Technically, he did send me his face pic. But what the fuck?I actually purposely sent him a photo of someone else. But it was a face pic. I just didn’t say whose face pic I would send. I did fulfill my promise.Speaking of great bodies, here’s one that arrived from a bottom asking to get fucked. Now sweet as hell that looks. Muscular and perky. Great legs and back. Who wouldn’t want to fuck that?But is it him? A few e-mails later, here’s the front side at a more appropriate size (I’ve blurred his face): Now he’s not horrible looking but the legs are too thin and the waist too wide and obviously it’s not him in the original photo. What did he think? He could fool me? Or anyone?Here’s the other kind of photos that are driving me fuck-nuts bonkers: Can you see a fucking thing? Use a flash! Turn on some lights! Take the photo again. Of course, this disabled fucktard didn’t know how. I took care of it for him. A little more work and I could have make it look a little more natural but you can see this hairy bear well enough to know whether or not he’s worth your time.Finally, here’s one of my favorites. This one arrived also… Um, too good to be true, right? Yup. I’ll tell you a secret: Did you know you could search by image? Took me two seconds to discover the commercial porn site this came from. Pretty much you can take any image and see if it’s posted somewhere out there or if someone is using it.Stop fucking around with me. I’m tired of the bullshit. Be who you are or jerk off somewhere else (hey, this blog is a great place to do it, but I’d rather you click one of the ads). If you liked this post, you also might like one of these... One Week Until D-Day: Oh The Humanity! In a week, I turn 43.(If you're looking to read about sex, may I suggest you bail out now.)N... Blatino Joe Help make Mark's birthday a little better while he's out of work with a donation. Learn more abo... Straight Men Are Pigs...And Really Easy I've had my Android cell phone (and its associated number) for almost 18 months but I'll still get t... Travel Diary: The Man Who Would Be Paduwan I hesitate to write this encounter for many reasons: Since it occurred over several hours, I wil... More... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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