iBLASTinside Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 To see iBLASTinside's original blog post, click here... When I post on Craigslist, I’ll often get messages from virgins. Generally, that doesn’t bother me. Popping a cherry can be enjoyable in more ways than one. More often than not, I’ll be the “first” to break a hole in bareback. True that I don’t believe this. While I’m out about my stealthing , I believe many more tops do it and don’t confess their sin (and I’ve heard from them). Among the weirdest requests I’ll receive: Break in my 50-year-old virgin ass. I got such a request today. First, I cannot fathom someone denying themselves the urge to fill their carnal desires for what amounts to 36 or so years (depending when puberty really kicked in). There’s a societal norm that urges men toward marrying a woman and fucking her pussy, but if you’re a bottom (or a top), I just can’t see keeping your ass (or dick) dry all that time and not experiencing it. Second, denying yourself that urge through your teens, twenties, thirties and forties to end up in your fifties and beyond, when your ass sags just seems wrong (FYI, my ass is starting to sag, so don’t give me shit about saying that). There’s something mentally deranged about now, in your fifties, thinking, “I’m ready to get fucked.” Third, do you think I’d think you’re serious after denying those urges for so long that now you’re really going to let some anonymous Craigslist*hookup*breed your ass? Some guys tend to respond to almost everything. And after a minute, I recognize them so much, I employ filters to weed out their replies. One such replier I did today. He was in his mid-forties, asking for his first fucking. Over the past few years, he’d replied to my ads over a dozen times. I’ve engaged him a few only for him to disappear. While he might not be into barebacking, between 2009 and today, he’d likely found someone in the Atlanta area to fuck him. He’s not a virgin (unless he’s pretending). I think it’s more likely he’s jerking off to the fantasy of being fucked and not going through with it. In the end, I have a policy on men older than 40 asking for their rotten cherries to be popped: Hire a hooker. I’m not available to teach you. It’s nothing to do with being ageist. As I’ve indicated, I’m an equal opportunity fucker** and, if you match my basics*, I’ll breed you. However, I don’t want to teach old men how to take cock because at their beyond ripe years, they’re probably not serious about it. The only way to prove seriousness*— pay for it. * * ** * ** * * I do have one unusual note here. I knew a man who waited until his wife and kids were dead before starting his Gay life. In his seventies, we called him the “lizard man” because of the lizard boots he wore. He had the most horrible smell since he smoked so much. How he made it so long, we never knew. We also never quite figured out what happened that his kids were dead before him. Nonetheless, the lesson here… don’t wait. Fuck now. If you liked this post, you also might like one of these... Q&A: Bottom Categories (Just Starting Out) Q.*Which is better: *A bottom who knows he is a bitch to be used and cast aside - who knows his plac... Poppers, Persuasion and Pleasure Poppers came to me late in my sexual experience. I first learned about them when I was 16 or 17, but... Taking Suggestions for My Next Bay Area Trip If you read my Travel Diary from my last journey to the San Francisco Bay area (Day 1, Day 2, Day 3 ... Video of Bullet-Shaped Cumsicles Sliding Up an Ass I posted yesterday* about a reader who purchased the ice cube tray* took liquid and shaped it into A... More... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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