iBLASTinside Posted October 2, 2013 Report Posted October 2, 2013 To see iBLASTinside's original blog post, click here... I am an ordinary guy and a big ole geek. I never proclaimed myself to be anything more or less. Okay. Maybe I am a stud. And I don’t mean a stud in some amorphous sense that one looks at a hot guy and goes, “Damn, he’s a stud.” I also don’t mean the term you might find in some urban dictionary where it refers to a general bad ass. I am the animal kingdom version of a stud. Definition: “An animal retained for breeding.” Those who give me half a chance to get hard and shove my cock into their hole realize two things: 1. This guy has a very hard cock. 2. This guy knows how to fuck. Given time, a third thing happens. 3. He breeds. Knock on wood*— primarily, my own*— that’s what happens. My blog here makes no secret of who I am and the type of person I happen to be. I should work out more. I’m not hugely fat. I have one tattoo. I wear geek glasses. I am not stud looking. Imagine my surprise when this fucking brainiac arrives at my door and says he’s confused who I actually am. Apparently, he’d confused me with some of the porn images on my website. As he explained*— in trying to leave and not have to see me naked*— he’d assumed I was the beefy, tattooed guy who was fucking on my site. Now I went through the last several entries. For the most part, all the porn stuff is labeled. So let’s say the dumb ass can read (but after chatting with him a bit, I’m not sure about that). It leaves us with the escort entries on Chris, formerly of Detroit, formerly of Orlando, now I think he’s back in Detroit. This means genius-in-muscles actually thought I was a bottom who was going to fuck him. I didn’t fuck him because he wanted a pass. And who am I to rape the unwilling (and someone who’s six-f00t-six and got enough muscles to break me in half). Truth be told, I got this beautiful, muscular Hispanic man with a gorgeous ass who came preloaded with two other loads that gave his ass this tangy taste! But that’s another story. More...
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