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This is BellandChain's ten. Mine soon to come. You can see BellandChain on A4A or xtube.com.

11. You told your mom that A4A is a towing company.

10. Your man-purse has more lubes than keys.

9. For you, optimism means carrying only Trojan Magnum XLs.

8. Your friends think you were born with a limp.

7. A lot of people remember you but you... I'm sorry... remind me?

6. You consolidate tops into threesomes to save time.

5. Your "Should I buy these shoes?" confidant is also your "Should I take this cock?" adviser.

4. Your cell phone contacts are mostly vague descriptions, not names.

3. All you could think through the Tiger Woods drama was "So, is he a top or what?"

2. Your best girlfriend knows you'll be one top session late to dinner.

1. You've considered writing memos on your kneecaps, where you'll see them: "Yeah, lift my legs up boy, work that—O right, gotta get dish detergent."

Till next load...

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