Feeder Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Click here to see Hot Pigg's original blog post My version 20. Getting fucked relieves you of your stomach ache. 19. Tops' relationships to each other are just an advisement. 18. You know every bathroom in town with floor to ceiling doors. 17. You smile every time you see a white liquid. 16. You know shortcuts to get everywhere in town without hitting traffic. 15. Your night bag carries enough for three nights. 14. You have a calendar to keep track of when boys become legal. 13. You slept with at least one teacher before you were legal. 12. Party means something different to you. 11. You know your dad's friends better than he does. 10. You have more apps to meet tops than to make friends. 9. You feel the need to clean out just to go get groceries. 8. Your drinking is planned around your closest trick/booth/spa/bathhouse. 7. Crisco in your home isn't used for cooking. 6. You hear all the sex addiction news and don't understand what the problem is. 5. Your ass twitches when a top's in trouble unable to find a bottom. 4. You may only have one friend that has not tapped that. 3. You spend more money on lube than on clothes. 2. Rejection to you means, try again later. 1. You love it so much you blog about it. I'll add more to this. I just keep thinking of them but 20 is enough. Feel free to comment some of your own. Till next load... More... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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