[iBLASTinside] To Define a Porn Star

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I've made known my wish since November to fuck a porn star, which made my birthday wish list. Again.

I hate bucket lists. Call them "life lists" or whatever dressed up marketing twist on the term (and I should know, I'm in marketing), it's still a damn list of things to do before you die. That's fucking depressing.

Fucking a porn star isn't on my bucket list. If I'm 72 and about to croak, taking a Viagra and breaking a hip (not necessarily in that order) while trying to fuck a 76-year-old Jeff Stryker (if you don't know who he is, children, he's a porn super star; so much so, he's even in Wikipedia).

Wow.

Jeff Styker wasn't the only porn star to make Wikipedia. In fact, they have a whole directory page of gay porn actors here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_pornstar. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

So what qualifies as the porn star, the one who takes my load? I've had men ask me this and, well, now I've been working on defining it myself. Not that any gay porn stars are knocking down my door.

Fuck, I don't even get an e-mail. I've finally got a few XXX actors following me on Twitter (not too long ago, even that didn't happen). I can't get Steven Daigle @stevenexposed to acknowledge I exist (even before he went into porn), not that I stalk him or anything (Steven, I love you, you should have won Big Brother 10).

Anyway, I think I'm on some sort of black list of "do not follow this barebacker or you'll get Twitter AIDS" or something. I want to assure everyone out there, I checked with Dr. Norton repeatedly and my Twitter account is not infected with anything harmful. This blog isn't transmitting anything bad. You don't even need antibiotics to read an e-mail from me.

But I digress.

Dawson would be a porn super star. Fucking him would be close to impossible, although it seems like he's fucked the entire planet by this point (and I think they film everyone who fucks him).

Then there's guys at websites with names like "Chad" or "Dirk" or "Vlad" or some shit like that. To me, they're barely porn actors. Maybe they get a loyal following but they're barely in the biz. So let's set some criteria...

1. The male actor should have appeared in at least one full-length film released on a DVD in 2008, 2009 or 2010.

2. I must be attracted to him.

3. He must be aware I will write about the exploit but will not necessarily use his name or even a photograph of him.

4. It will be bareback (duh) but I could care less whether he does bareback porn (in fact, it would be kind of hot if he doesn't).

5. I would prefer he doesn't smoke, he's in good shape, he be "into" me and the experience, he's actually read the blog and more.

You know, I'm starting to sound like a softy, but fuck, it's my birthday. How about a DATE with a porn star and then I get the fuck! And if he's really a talented porn star, maybe he'll get my ass.

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