[Breeder] Sunday Morning Questions: Late Riser Edition

[TheBreeder]

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Those of you who follow me on Twitter know I tend to be an early riser. Chipper, even. Yes, one of those annoying guys that sane folk talk about behind his back. Who does he think he is, getting stuff done at seven in the morning? Ass!

Well, today I'm not that person. I crawled out of bed at 9:45 and even now am considering heading back there. It's the weekend. Daddy deserves that, right?

My customary Sunday exercise is to amass questions that some of you guys have been asking on formspring.me. If you have questions you'd like to ask anonymous, feel free to use the service. As long as the questions aren't too invasive, I'd be happy to give them a go. If you have questions you'd like to email me, I'm always good with that too, for the more personal touch.

Ever since I put out a new call for questions a couple of weeks ago, you guys have been coming through with some interesting and challenging queries that I'm still working on—just probably not this morning. Oy. My head.

If you were a voyeur, what one sex act being played out & exhibited before you would give you your most thrilling & memorable woody of the week?

If I have to be the voyeur, I really like it when another top man shows off for me how well the bottom under his control performs for him. I've had many private shows on cam in which a top dad puts his boy through his paces, and it always turns me on.

Are you poz?

I know my HIV status and post it in my online profiles. I don't post it in my blog, because I do not want my blog to have serostatus as its focus.

Would you consider accepting payment for a chance to be bred by you?

Absolutely. I've done it before, too.

Using a cell phone, do you ever photograph yourself?

You've seen my blog and my Xtube page, right?

Have you & another guy ever lain on each other head to foot belly to belly torso to torso thigh to thigh & frotted cocks to mutual orgasm, with no penetration?

No.

Have you ever had a three-way with another dude and a vampire where the three of you shot your loads in a planting of African Violets without getting any on the leaves because they don't like that?

Oh my god, this is the BEST QUESTION EVER.

And oddly enough, yes, I have.

favorite sexual roleplay?

When it comes to roleplay, dad/son is pretty reliable for me. Blindfolded and anonymous is also another favorite.

Dogs or cats?

I've never topped a cat. Oh wait, what were you asking, exactly?

What is the most disappointing sex act you have ever done or had done to you?

I've had my share of disappointing sex, but it's always been because either I or my partner simply wasn't present and connected to the other.

However, when it comes to sexual acts that don't live up to the hype, I'm nominating two.

1) Autofellatio. In my teens I was often paid to suck myself while guys watched. Either they'd jack off and watch, or watch and fuck me after. However, for all the pleasure guys got out of watching me choke down half my dick and then cum on my face, I always thought it was a major chore. It was uncomfortable, it left me with indigestion, and frankly, it didn't really feel that good. There's a huge difference between sucking yourself and getting sucked by someone else. The former never excited me.

2) Double penetration. Two dicks in a single hole looks good in porn. Maybe it's exciting for the bottom. For me, however, as a top, my pleasure in it has been small. The stimulation is marginal, as is the amount of control over the pleasure you're getting. Double-penetrating an ass might be a bit of a mental kick, knowing what you're doing, but it's almost just too much for not a lot of reward.

How long ago was the last Persian? As compliant as this one?

My last Persian guy was a younger buck with a wife and several children and a hunger for dick. He was a fun, fun guy.

I thought I was a reformed English major, but I can't get this out of my head, now:

That's my last Persian painted on the wall,

Looking as if he were alive. I call

That piece a wonder, now; Fra Pandolf's hands

Worked busily a day, and there he stands.

I want to be your Duchess!!

My readers are so literate and filthy. It's a good combo.

Your preference in masturbating: (a) all alone by yourself? or ( in the company & with the help of someone else?

I always prefer to be with someone rather than masturbate by myself. I do like to show off my stroking skills, however, if I'm turned on by the audience.

most men fucked in one hour?

Probably between seven to eight, at some parties I've been to. I didn't shoot in them all, however. If you wanted to know how many different men I've bred in a single hour, the answer would probably be three.

Do you think flight attendants are disproportionately bottoms?

No, I think 99% of them are bottoms, just as 99% of the general population is bottoms.

Why are you relocating? How do you feel about it?

The relocation is for a new job—not mine, though. I'm looking at the whole thing as a new adventure. To spurn change merely because change is scary is not something I tend to do.

At the same time, I'm finding the process of putting my house up for sale a huge pain in the ass, and I haven't had much time to myself as a result.

I've never fucked a guy in a sling. Have I missed something?

Fucking a guy in a sling is much the same as fucking a guy on a table, or on a bench, or on a bed, or on any surface for which you need to be standing. For the top, the only real advantage to fucking a guy in a sling is that its natural swinging motion can aid and enhance your thrusting.

For the bottom, a sling can be a comfortable resting place for a long and rough fuck. I've always found the advantage rests squarely with the bottom, when it comes to slings. Lucky bastards.

How can I meet you???

Contact me and be in my general vicinity. It's not that difficult. :-)

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[VersBareCub]

Have you ever had a three-way with another dude and a vampire where the three of you shot your loads in a planting of African Violets without getting any on the leaves because they don't like that?

Oh my god, this is the BEST QUESTION EVER.

And oddly enough, yes, I have.

OK...What am I not getting?

[TheBreeder]

I get a lot of weird-ass questions. Someone was parodying them. :-)