[Breeder] Sunday Morning Questions: 7-13 Edition

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Since my contest last week, in which I offered a cum-crusted pair of briefs in a random giveaway (congratulations to Jase for winning those, by the way . . . they'll be in tomorrow's mail), I've received a number of discreet inquiries from readers about the possibility of purchasing a similar pair. Who am I to say no to such an opportunity to capitalize upon my popularity, such as it is? Readers, such a thing can be easily worked out. Contact me directly at the email address in the sidebar, and we can negotiate.

I still have a major adventure from last week to write up, but today, as ever is our custom here on Sundays, I'll be recapping some of the answers I've been giving to anonymous questions on formspring.me. You guys have been sending in and posting some provocative questions there lately, and I thank you for them. Not only do they give me something interesting to consider, but it also lets me read the general vibe of interest out there. So speak up! As always, if you'd prefer to ask your questions directly, emailing me is good, too. I get to all my emails. Eventually, anyway!

About how many men have you had sex with in your life?

I have not kept track, but I'd hit the quadruple digits before my twenties. I'm sure it's a number that would either make people envious or appalled.

How much debt are you in??

The double question marks make it sound as if you assume I'm swimming in it.

I have a mortgage, and a car to pay off, and that's about it. Why, do you want to be my sugar daddy? I'm all for it.

I apologize if this is a dupe. Do you ever feel as if you've lost a little piece of you when you make love to a stranger opposed to just fucking a stranger? How do you develop intimacy so quickly with a stranger?

One can tell a lot about a stranger by his or her body language—the way he responds to a hand on the side of his face, the way he kisses, whether or not he lingers and wants more or avoids it completely and wants to get down to business. I'm pretty good at assessing what a person needs and desires, and the style in which they want it, before we've exchanged even more than a couple of words. Then I place myself in the position of giving them what they need. If they're open to intimacy, at that point I've established it.

I don't think that making love to someone gives part of myself away. It's rewarding on its own terms, even with someone I know I'll never see again. Sport fucking, done in the right spirit with both parties, is equally as fun.

It's the sex that's fraught with miscommunication, frustration, and charged with my partner's fear of his own desires that I find dehumanizing and frustrating, and feels as if I've had bits of me stolen and trampled upon.

Good question.

You love to be rimmed. Are there any other places on your body where you loved to be touched?

My neck and back are highly sensitive and I crave attention there, whether from a pair of lips, or hands, or fingertips. I am also a sucker for foot massage or touching.

There's really no portion of my body I don't like touched.

When you are going out to breed a new hole, do you take a fuck pack and, if so, what would be inside?

I do not. I will wear a cock ring sometimes, and occasionally take a small bottle of lube with me on occasion, but otherwise I show up with the only equipment kneed, right between my legs.

You're amazing! Your stories about endless sex are fantastic. How do you get so much ass and still not get STD's...going bareback all the time! What's the secret?

While it's true that one can catch an STD through unprotected sex, it doesn't follow that every act of unprotected sex leads to an STD. I've only had four incidents in my sexual career, and three of those were with crabs.

Why so fast for the move?

I'm not really anticipating making the actual move for another two months at least, so it's not that fast.

What did you have to put away to make your place presentable for selling?

Just the sling, the fuck bench, the pillory, the meathooks in the basement, the built-in gloryhole wall, the St Andrew's cross, the enema room, the donkey's stable (and they donkey), the fucking machine, and the cotton candy maker. Not much. Why?

Any professors from your past you wish you had bottomed for but didn't? Topped?

There was a theater faculty member--he taught set design and construction--for whom I would have presented my hole. There was also a PE instructor I had for two semesters whom I thought was hot as hell. I can't remember either of their names, however.

Scenario: you're the top to one bottom, one session...what's the largest number of hole poundings/loadings (one bottom, one session) you've done in your illustrious career?

Seven.

Biggest number of men you bottomed for in a day?

Thirteen.

Can we, your fans, reasonably hope that you will one day have sex at the Icelandic Phallological Museum? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum)

Gosh, a guy can hope!

What, if anything, do you miss about bottoming?

I miss the weight of a body on top of mine, most of all. It's a weird thing to miss, isn't it? I liked the warmth of it, and the security of being pinned down in that way.

If you were going to a fancy dress party, who would you dress as?

For a Wizard of Oz party once, I wore a Hawaiian shirt. Hanging from the bottom hem I'd pinned a decal from a Lucky Charms breakfast cereal box.

It was Summerwear Over the Rainbow. Geddit? Geddit?

Well, I thought it was funny.

Do you have a celebrity look alike?

In my twenties, I was told I looked like Sting, and was once mistaken for Entertainment Tonight host John Tesh. I don't think they look similar at all, though.

Other than the guy in the AT&T 'Pure Imagination' TV ad, I don't think I have any lookalikes out there.

I'm going on a trip to CO in about a week. I have a hot buddy that I'll be staying with. We almost participated in a gang bang few yrs ago but it didn't happen. Any tips on how I can get him to j/o with me? Assume that he's straight.

Bring out the beers. Talk about chicks. Remind him relentlessly of the gang bang. If all else fails, get him alone and put on some porn, either on the TV or the laptop.

Given your mention of Jerry Springer, what Jerry Springer Show style topics can you think of that would accurately reflect things, men, and women you've done in your past?

"Just 'Cuz You Ain't Buyin' It Don't Mean I Ain't Sellin' It"

"I'm A Teenaged 'Ho--And You Can't Stop Me!"

"He Ain't Heavy--He's My Brother . . . And My Lover!"

"I'm The Bitch Who Stole Your Man, Bitch!"

"You Used Me For My Sperm And That Ain't Right!"

To name a few. Awesome question.

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