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[iBLASTinside] 11 Resolutions for 2011


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2011 needs to be a better year. 2010 fucking sucked. From the very beginning, losing my Mother to the end of losing my job. The year was mostly made up of losing my mind. So I need to resolve to make 2011 better.

11. Quiet Moments, Yoga or Meditation or Some Shit Like That

It’s like this — my brain works at the speed of light, my mouth at the speed of sound, my body is slow as shit. I need to figure out a way to slow everything the fuck down. I need to train my mind to close down and float, quietly, relax. It seems even when I go to pee, I want to multi-task. I think while one hand holds my junk, the other should be checking e-mail. No more.

10. Fuck a Porn Star

I actually came close this year. I met a bottom who’s a friend with a bottom from a Treasure Island Media videos. Almost had him convinced for a three-way, but then I lost my job so I’m not going to be traveling back to his town again so I can fuck around with him and possibly his bud.

9. Time to Indulge My Photography Bug

My artistry has quieted long enough. I want to experiment with it more. Of course, I’m accepting volunteers.

8. Lose Inches on My Waist

I’m not about losing weight. I need to get some inches off my waist though. I recognize that. During 2010, I made some attempts at losing weight and actually did drop 15 pounds, but never really changed much in my build. I’m an average guy with average looks. I’ll never be a muscle guy and I’ll never have a perfect body — just not blessed by those genetics. But I can improve three or four inches. Maybe. Or better jeans. Which brings me to number seven.

7. Get me another pair of Diesel Jeans.

Damn I look good in them jeans. Even my ass looks good in them jeans. When my friend paid $180, I wondered what the fuck he was doing. Now I understand why.

6. Stress Less by Fucking More

Sometimes the build-up of sperm is toxic. We all need release. And nothing is a release like a good fuck. Enough said on that.

5. Time for a Tattoo

Wanted one for years. Need to get it. 2011.

4. Get My Friends Back or Get New Ones

Part of what happened with the bullying job thing is my friends who worked with me were bullied as well, told if they continued a relationship with me that they would lose their jobs as well. So I guess I need new friends or some other shit. It’s horribly painful to think that friends would allow that to happen to them, but it has. I wouldn’t let my workplace dictate who my friends are. But, I guess, that’s a little difference. And I really don’t know the level of threats either, so I can’t blame my friends for attempting to protect themselves and their livelihood.

3. Vacation, Yes

Kept putting off traveling since my bullying boss kept throwing work and meetings at me every time I scheduled vacation trips. But I am going to get a trip in somehow, somewhere in someway possible.

2. Write the Damn Book

I don’t care what the topic is, I will finish a book in 2011. In 2010, I started three. I just never finished any. Time to finish something, fucker.

1. A Job I Love

I won’t be bullied. I won’t take a job I don’t want. Nobody puts baby in a corner. This year is my year.

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