London Hotel advice needed

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Hi there everybody 

I just wanted to check with somebody local to London in regards to suitable hotels that are discreet, don't need to go past reception or need a key card to get to the room etc for a no holds barred anything goes weekend where i can leave the door on the latch and guys can just come and go as they please. Basically a hotel in Central London that's cheap and sleazy where guys can just turn up without any issue, come to the room and use me any way they wish. I would put ads up everywhere to spread the word haha does anybody know any suitable hotels for that kind of thing that they can recommend as I don't want any problems. I'm flexible on the timeframe but was thinking early Jan 2024