The Book of Modern Eros

[Curiosdude]

The Book of Modern Eros

Welcome ! If you are a man and you are reading this , you will soon learn how you can be worshiped by any woman or in this case men you desire , but if you use it for evil it shall not work so lets get started

Chapter One : The First Step

You Have the Entire World at your feet ! Keep them clean and washed , wash as often as you can . A woman is more likely to sit a your feet if your feet are clean and not filthy and stinky. The very first step is taken barefoot clean on a soft surface

Chapter Two : The Second Step 

Walk straight ! If you feel like you are not walking straight , correct your walk . Walk straight to a woman so that she may see you have a solid foundation so that she may enter your solid temple . If you trip like an idiot for not walking straight she will not enter a temple without a solid foundation

Chapter Three : Respect your buddy

Each men have different body types : slim trim or fat or muscle but all of them have the world at their feet as well and everyone deserves a woman so do not blame shame or stop any man in his pursuit

Chapter 4 The Penis !

The Penis is your personal private part it doesnt define you as a man but it is yours . Get used to it and get used to that many men also have a penis and no man or woman will take that away so if you are in a sauna or a bathroom and see a penis , dont be afraid or ashamed as stated earlier Respect your buddy

Chapter 5 No piercing ! 

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Bulls and other life stocks have piercing as a way to be recognized by the owner after having been castrated . You are a man you are not a bull , you will not get castrated so you do not need or want piercing

Chapter 6 Be a brother to your brother

If you are in a bar and you want to pick up women and shy men want your friendship or even advice , be kind to them . Women will more likely favor you picking your brother up than if you ignore him and kick him when he is down

Chapter 7 Wash your brother s feet or body . If someone , another man stinks in a crowd you can give him a beating and show what jerk you are and he remains stinky and dirty , or you can take him to a bathroom and help him wash because not long before that you where not so clean as well 

Chapter 8 Get used to rejection . The world is at your feet but the woman is not and is not yours to take without her permission . Things dont always work out , do not beg her and certainly do not touch her Because real men DONT !

Chapter 9 Get back out there and choose a next one

Chapter Ten : Take one zip , not the whole drink . If you are in a bar and see the one that you like , show her you can drink a bit without getting yourself or her drunk that shows you are in control .

Chapter 11 Smile and Be decent ! 

Yo baby you are so hot may work for fifth  graders but real men do it like this : 

Walk straight to her like you got a pair and with a smile on your face

— Hi My name is ... i saw you : Here all alone / With your friends and im new here and i thought i introduce myself so maybe i can make new friends . Nice to meet you !

Edited December 30, 2024 by Curiosdude