unexpectedly great dildos

[wh0rehole]

On 3/5/2025 at 11:09 PM, Sfmike64 said:

When I was a bottom I loved my Ken Ryker (90s falcon porn star) dildo….. it was made for my ass.

The Ken Ryker dildo was incredible. Before I even knew it was a thing, it slid right into my second hole with very little effort.

I check once in a while to see if I can find one on sale somewhere. Alas, so far, no luck.

And as to the OP, Hankey's Dildos are incredible.

I have the Ray Diesel, and chose to get the realistic size because I love to put it on my fuck machine and watch his videos while taking him.

I have a few other of the Hankey's in larger, less, uh, realistic sizes that can get into my 3rd hole if I plan things right. Absolutely no complaints. Solid company.

For those curious, you can sign up on their website and you get a discount for your birthday, and Mr. S often lists them at 20% off during their Black Friday sales.

I was introduced to Mr. Hankey by a FFisting fuck buddy who had another fuck buddy who was a Mr. Hankey sales rep. His job was to basically go to bath houses and other sex venues and get pegged by Mr. Hankey toys to show how fun they were. Because, let's be honest, some of them are eye poppingly huge. But they also somehow manage to slide all the way in fairly easily with a little effort. My buddy acquired a few samples from his buddy who didn't want them anymore. Let's say that the sessions where he brought out the Mr. Hankey toys were rather fun.

[wh0rehole]

I might also add that Hankey's Cutler X was my first purchase from them.

I'll not name names to protect the deliciously debaucherous, though he's welcome to out himself if he'd like. I'm proud to have been his play buddy.

A well-known poster from around here invited a friend of his over to be my caretaker Top for an evening. 

I had set out a few dildos I had brought to the soiree with the intention of working up in size to warm up. They included a respectable 7", a 9", and a fat hog 10" all from Fort Troff, and Cutler X at 13" was the grand finale. Sitting together on the shelf the Cutler X towered over the others, and I imagine it caught this stud's eye.

Sitting in a chair, naked and confidently manspread so I could admire his sensual body and amazing dick of his own, he told me not to bother with the "beginner" dongs, and to bring him Cutler. It made me so horny to walk naked across the hotel room carrying this beast of a dildo, feeling its heft in my hands, knowing I was about to be wrecked with practically no warm up, as our regular poster here and my new friend watched and stroked their cocks. My only warm up was our friend giving me one of the best rim jobs I'd ever had and using various plugs on me while we waited on his friend to arrive.

He then put Cutler on his knee and invited me to "sit on it." So I slide my ravenous cunt down Cutler while they both watched and stroked. Proud to say with minimal effort I got all but about the last 2" in. Amazingly when I first brought Cutler home, I could barely get the head in. It's so fat!

Anyway, I must've done a good job because I daresay I had a lot of fun that evening, and my hosts both seem to, as well.

After they left I was able to use the cum that was in my guts as lube to slide all 13" of Cutler X in to the balls while watching some hot porn. Cum really is the best lube!

All this to say, Mr. Hankey's does a great job. You really should start your own collection.

Edited 7 hours ago by wh0rehole
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[FF69]

3 hours ago, wh0rehole said:

I might also add that Hankey's Cutler X was my first purchase from them.

I'll not name names to protect the deliciously debaucherous, though he's welcome to out himself if he'd like. I'm proud to have been his play buddy.

A well-known poster from around here invited a friend of his over to be my caretaker Top for an evening. 

I had set out a few dildos I had brought to the soiree with the intention of working up in size to warm up. They included a respectable 7", a 9", and a fat hog 10" all from Fort Troff, and Cutler X at 13" was the grand finale. Sitting together on the shelf the Cutler X towered over the others, and I imagine it caught this stud's eye.

Sitting in a chair, naked and confidently manspread so I could admire his sensual body and amazing dick of his own, he told me not to bother with the "beginner" dongs, and to bring him Cutler. It made me so horny to walk naked across the hotel room carrying this beast of a dildo, feeling its heft in my hands, knowing I was about to be wrecked with practically no warm up, as our regular poster here and my new friend watched and stroked their cocks. My only warm up was our friend giving me one of the best rim jobs I'd ever had and using various plugs on me while we waited on his friend to arrive.

He then put Cutler on his knee and invited me to "sit on it." So I slide my ravenous cunt down Cutler while they both watched and stroked. Proud to say with minimal effort I got all but about the last 2" in. Amazingly when I first brought Cutler home, I could barely get the head in. It's so fat!

Anyway, I must've done a good job because I daresay I had a lot of fun that evening, and my hosts both seem to, as well.

After they left I was able to use the cum that was in my guts as lube to slide all 13" of Cutler X in to the balls while watching some hot porn. Cum really is the best lube!

All this to say, Mr. Hankey's does a great job. You really should start your own collection.

good man!

[PozSchism]

On 3/5/2025 at 5:09 PM, whiteirish said:

hey, so I recently came into possession of a Ray Diesel XXXL dildo by Mr Hankey's toys, and although it hadn't at all been on my radar I'm totally in love with it. 
I have it in 75% soft, which for XXXL dildos (think Atlas, etc) is usually slightly too firm for me, but this is just ideal. I'm obsessed. It just stretches me in the right places, and there's still plenty of length for me to work on.

I'm wondering what dildos you guys have that were unexpectedly great?

Or if you like, unexpectedly disappointing too. In my case I have a horse dildo XXL from Mr Hankeys too, and the head is a bit too wide, that I personally can't get it to go deep. Disappointing, since horse cock is a huge fantasy of mine.

 

Just looked that up...  😲

I gotta wait for my next paycheck but I know what toy I want to buy.