I’m going to be the first President that….

[nanana]

…pledges my allegiance to not a Koran/Talmud/Bible but to a cumslut taking 350 million loads from every citizen. I’ll be your Nero fiddling deep up your anus. I’m going to choose a cumslut queen that makes Melania look more like an abbess. Please write to me if you want me to intervene on your fuckhole’s behalf to be a sperm-centric ballot box for the next Presidential ballot box. Let’s send you up the pop charts.