Most insane hookup to date

[BBOpenHole]

Figured I'd share this because of the sheer insanity (and humor now that I am through it).

Last weekend, decided to hit sniffies to see who was around. Got a message from a guy. Average size dick, not bad body, but profile said he loved raw. Chatted him up, he sent a vid of him shooting a MASSIVE load. 

After that, no question. We were hooking up. I am a total cum addict.

He's hosting, texts me address, says he'll meet me at the door to the apt. building. I get there, and there's a dude waiting in the lobby right in front of the door. This lady walking right in front of me pulls out her keys but he opens the door for her and for me, I say hey, he says hey back, and starts walking back into the building. I follow. 

But I notice this lady is walking along with us. We all get to the apartment door and both the lady and the guy enter. I start to say something like, "wait, what?" And the lady screams "OH HELL NO!" and slams the door. 

Now I am SUPER confused. So I pull out my phone and check my messages. Dude I was supposed to meet at the door now says "Actually ring me on the callbox, I'll buzz you in". 

I followed some total random stranger to their apartment, no fucking wonder they were freaking out!! Dude must have been there waiting for the lady, not me! 

So I ring the dude, we have fun, he drops a GREAT load in me. Then I am walking out the building and I hear. "EXCUSE ME, STOP PLEASE". I turn around, and there are three cops in the hallway. Apparently the folks I followed called the cops!

FUCK MY LIFE SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY

So now, I have to explain this whole fucking mess, to a bunch of cops. I am just like, fuck it. Yeah, I was here for a hookup. Met the dude online, thought other guy was him. These cops looked SHOOK. Like, they couldn't believe someone would just tell them "yeah, I was here to get some dick in me."

Long story short, I think they felt more uncomfortable than I did, so they were like, "be more careful next time" and let me go on my way! 

 

[PozToxVersPig]

I guess the good news is that you didn't do anything wrong.  What the fuck did they call the cops for?  You could have been there picking up something you bought on Facebook marketplace...

I'd love to say that'll be the only time something like that happens, but I've certainly had more than one occurrence 

[BBOpenHole]

1 hour ago, PozToxVersPig said:

I guess the good news is that you didn't do anything wrong.  What the fuck did they call the cops for?  You could have been there picking up something you bought on Facebook marketplace...

I'd love to say that'll be the only time something like that happens, but I've certainly had more than one occurrence 

I mean, I get it. Some rando follows you to your apt and like hangs around your door? Probably would do the same! Can't really blame them! 

Definitely hoping it was the first and LAST time anything like that happens! Gonna be asking any dude that meets me at the door "You the guy I am meeting?" from now on! 

[PozToxVersPig]

1 minute ago, BBOpenHole said:

Gonna be asking any dude that meets me at the door "You the guy I am meeting?" from now on! 

smart choice! 🙂

[AirmaxUK]

After talking to you, I wonder what the cops said to the people who called them to explain to them what happened?

...and if there was any blowback for the guy you met. I can imagine where I live, news like that would spread like wildfire and the curtains would be twitching.