Letter Kenny: Gay Edition

[dirtywriter]

So you were cruising on Sniffies tha other day...

You’re putting yourself out there like a "lost dog" flyer at a local park, but with significantly more skin and better lighting. Some blank-profile slides into your DMs with a "Face?" like he’s filling out a passport application for a country that doesn't exist. You’re a polite fella and ready to go like a firefighter itching for an arson spree, so you send him a full body nude with face included, in 4k with the lights on. You naturally ask, "Any pics yourself?"

Instead of a face pic like you're expecting, he returns fire with a gallery of his equipment shot in a basement that looks like the set of a low-budget horror flick. Dark and grainy, and what's worse is the shots don't even change angle much, just the same sad view of a mushroom in a damp cellar. You just stare at the screen, not sure how to clarify you meant a face pic in return for yours without needing a diagram and a translator. You realize you're dealing with a guy who’s got more secrets than the Vatican and about as much personality as a wet sack of flour, and instead tell him to go give his balls a tug.

[GIVEMESEED1974]

To be fair (tobefair, ToBeFair, TOBEFAIR), bud.  Bad gas travels fast in a small town, and a fella oughta be aware of that.