It's been close to two years since my original post. I'm still living with the same guy and he's still with his same girlfriend. Not much has changed really, sometimes he's gone for a week at a time staying at her place, then they come back and stay here at my place. I love when they're here because they still fuck almost every day and I still load my ass with his cum fortunately because the poor souls are still using condoms and leaving them in the waste bin lol. Her loss is my gain I guess. They still have no idea, they're a very cute and innocent, prudish type couple and don't know half of what I get up to in my free time. Buying a small long funnel is the best purchase I ever made. I can usually slide it right in deep with a bit of spit for lube and it's got one of those adjustable snake stems so I can curve it upright while standing and empty the condom(s) into it. Then I get on hands and knees doggy style with my ass up and I elevate the funnel so it all slides right in like a beer bong except it's for cum lol. The icing on the cake is afterward if he's home I'll go hang out with him and just make random small talk. In the background all I can think about is how his slimy sticky load is deep inside me and he has no idea. As for what to do with the left over condom, I don't know. For a long time I was putting a bit of water back into them and tying them back up, rewrapping in tissue and leaving it just the way I found it. A few times I have rolled it backward onto a dildo and fucked myself with the cum-slick side. Lately I'm almost tempted to just shove the entire condom in there (inside out of course so I get as much of his cock juice in me as possible) and then just let it hang out until it's ready to work itself back out on its own later. What do you guys think?

What else is new? I have another straight friend who I've known for years, he started letting me suck his dick when we're drinking or drunk and has blown a few huge loads down my throat now. Very hot. He has no interest in fucking me though, he says nothing beats how a vagina feels, but he knows I love sucking dick and he likes the idea that he's doing me a favour by letting me play with his. Maybe he likes it more than just that and that's his way of justifying it, I don't care I guess, I still get to swallow his seed either way. He's very worried about his girlfriend finding out and has brought it up a few times in the middle of me sucking and actually it makes my cock harder.

That's all Ive got for updates right now. Looking forward to feedback and commentary.