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I enjoy Grandpa porn now that I am one....

On 4/13/2024 at 1:47 PM, Calgarybugchaser said:

Fell in love with Albolene... Can be a bit tricky to find in Canada so I just make my own. For basically about $10 i get two tubs of it, and no one suspects that the mineral oil, paraffin wax, and Vaseline that it's made from really does not like latex! 

I get it at Walgreens in the States, it's a makeup remover, in the cosmetics section. Great stuff, a little goes a long way and if it gets tacky/sticky, a little spit slicks it up again.

I'm a pipe smoker - briar, not glass - and we are an odd bunch to say the least. Pipe smokers love to know what celebrities or historical figures smoked. Like, guys my age will know what Robert Oppenheimer or Albert Einstein or Bing Crosby or Walter Cronkite or Graham Chapman or JRR Tolkien smoked (Walnut, Revelation, Hayward's Mixture, Wilke's, Three Nuns, Capstan respectively), and so I'm dying to know:

What was the late, great Steve "Titpig" Hurley's favorite smoking tobacco? If he was like most of us he had a rotation of tobaccos, but one favorite. Hopefully someone here knows.

I'd love to channel him the next time my otter buddy wants me to smoke while I plow him.

I voted otter. If he has red hair the sudden rush of blood to my dick might make me pass out.

My experience with BBRT is that it's pretty good for hooking up with travelers to my area, or when I am traveling to other areas. There's not as much bs or obvious phishers as on some other sites. For local hookups, once you are no longer fresh meat it's hard to get any action. I live in a fairly good sized MSA but the number of BBRT regulars is small - the MSA up the road is smaller but has a lot more active members.

I'm a verbal top in the sense that I moan and groan a lot, deep guttural grunts and such, but no verbiage other than the occasional "fuck yeah". I get louder as I get ready to cum and the tone of my voice gets louder, higher, and more urgent as I climax. Bottoms seem to like it. I know when I bottom I like a noisy top but not one that has to carry on a conversation or verbalize - keep it primal is my motto. Listening to a line of patter straight out of a porn film breaks me out of the moment.

I prefer the term freeballin' over commando, but yeah, that's what I usually do.

I shied away from poppers for years. They kill my boner if I'm not careful, and even if I'm bottoming I still like to be able to rub out a load while I'm getting fucked.  Too many of the bottles for sale at the local shops turn out to be counterfeit or stale. Then a buddy that I see far too infrequently turned me on to the plain brown bottle that he sourced locally from a NYC leather shop. I got some and haven't looked back. Good stuff, I just have to use it judiciously.

I stopped counting years ago. Over 150 women and probably four times that many guys. Actually that might be a bit conservative.

I don't care to ride, nor do I like to be ridden. I like to be an active top, and I expect the same from guys who top me. 

The one exception is for really huge cocks. If it's really big I like to ride at first to adjust to it, but as soon as I'm able I want to roll over and let him do the heavy lifting.

2 minutes ago, Bef43207 said:

I think I would like to make friends with Lucifer…. 😘

Lucifer is quite the friendly fellow...

I"m an infrequent pipe smoker and I'll smoke a cigar on the golf course, but I get no sexual kick out of the habit. 

However, the sight of a bearded muscle bear waving a hard dick and a lit cigar really makes my hole wink. Sex and cigar smoke just go together. 

I once dated a zaftig AA woman who would smoke cigars naked and it just drove me wild. 

I won't kick a guy outta the sling if he's wearing a jock, but I prefer him buck naked. I don't like to wear one myself when I bottom; I like ol' Lucifer to be able to breath and flop around. I do like the visual if we're just sitting around making out before the fucking begins. 

I use several hook-up sites, each has it's own merits as well as faults.

Adam4adam - dated, terrible mobile app but desktop site not bad. I use it primarily to keep in touch with my regular buds to make plans. Not many scammers and the ones that are there are easy to spot. Between me and my buds we have decent luck finding young bottoms to seed. Good party listing feature.

Squirt - lot of DL married guys who are begging for hosts. Always the same guys, rarely any fresh profiles. Cruising site info is good and guys can post when they'll be at a certain spot. I rarely get any action on Squirt, guys talk a good game but never follow through.

Fetlife - not really a hookup site and therefore not many fakes and scammers, and again the fake profiles are easy to spot. Great for finding serious people with similar interests and making plans. Tons of amateur vids and special interest forums.

Asspig - not a lot of experience with AP, some locals but not a lot. Jury is out.

Sniffies - good for making connections and hooking up but it's lousy with scammers. I've been catfished more times on Sniffies than I have on Grindr, and that's saying something. Never, ever give your number or face pic to a guy on Sniffies that you don't recognise as a long-term player from another site. I had one lame extortion attempt on Sniffies after sending my burner number. Lots of young dudes looking for older.

Grinder - I have just enough success on Grindr to keep me coming back to it. Better for traveling that for locals, and also better for right now/today than for planning ahead. Swarming with fakes/bots.

Scruff - see Grindr, although not as many bots as Grindr or Sniffies. 

BBRT - decent success with bbrt, guys are dtf and pretty up front about what they want, plus I don't have to wrangle about why I want to play raw. The interface is dated but overall I have good success especially when traveling. Travel feature is good.

NKP - I just created an account on nastykinkpigs and the jury is still out. Very few active locals so far.

Silverdaddies - so-so success, better for traveling especially if you're traveling overseas. Incredibly dated desktop interface. I don't think I've ever encountered a fake profile on SD but plenty of the usuall all-talk-no-action guys. Mostly older looking for younger, not as many young guys looking for my demographic. 

Men4sexnow - just created an account, a lot of the same faces as A4A. Features kind of meh, probably won't stick around.

Sites/apps I've tried and dropped include Hornet, Jack'd, DaddyHunt, Growler. All pretty lame in my experience.

Just got back from meeting a guy off Grindr. Lives near me which is always nice. I took his big load down my gullet. My dick decided to take the afternoon off so I owe him one.

I've played as a bull with many duck couples over the years. I'm playing with two different couples now and am talking to another. I enjoy fucking the cucks after I get through with the wives. I make them eat my cum out of the wife's pussy and mount/breed them while they do.

I love being mounted and bred by guys young enough to be my son or grandson. Studs who wouldn't have given me a second look when I was their age are lining up to tap this daddy ass and I'm loving it. They recover so fast too - multiple loads for me! The ones that aren't into fucking me want me to breed them and I'm happy to oblige. It's the best thing about getting older, so I advise all you young sportfuckers to maintain your health and stay in shape, the best is yet to cum. 

Not many pics of me sucking, plenty of me getting sucked or fucking. I found two:

Sucking him off after I'd dumped a load in his ass.

Same party, different guy: Place had no AC, I was sweating like, well, uh, like a pig.Yeah, that's the ticket, like a Pig!

Older pic, about 10 years ago.

I'm not a total bottom, but when I'm bottoming I want the load buried deep in my ass. I'll swallow if a guy cums while I'm sucking him, but the intent is never to suck him off; I want that seed churned up in my guts. Same for when I top, I push it in deep and hold it as I spasm.

Yesterday afternoon, small group setting. We put a hot young bottom in the sling and took turns on him.

On 3/16/2016 at 1:51 PM, Guest SBBOY said:

How many things have you ticked off the list? Just something for a bit of fun... add up the scores...

 

 

(1) Given/Received Blow Job

(1) Fucked A Hole

(1) Been Fucked

(1) Kissed A Guy 

(1) Given a Handjob

(1) Watched Porn

(1) J/O With Others Watching

(1) Watched a Guy J/O

(1) Tasted Your Own Cum

(1) Own a Jockstrap

(2) Autofellatio/Self Suck

(2) Used Craigslist to Hook Up with Stranger 

(2) J/O in a Public Place (Semi-Private E.G Bathroom Stall etc)

(2) J/O in a Public Place (E.G in a Park/Field/Airport/Office etc)

(2) Rimmed a Hole 

(2) Licked Armpits

(2) Pissed on a Guy 

(2) Been Pissed On 

(2) Swallowed Small Amount of Piss/Urine 

(2) Tasted/Spit Out Piss

(2) Had a Piss Enema 

(2) Been a Bondage Top

(2) Had An Outdoor Fuck 

(2) Fucked Inside Car/Truck

(2) Swallowed Spit

(2) Used a Gloryhole

(2) Been Gagged

(2) Used a Dildo/Vibrator

(2) Wrestled 

(2) Used a Penis Pump

(2) Roleplayed

(2) Had Sex with a Bi Guy

(2) Had a Threesome

(2) Used Hoods/Masks

(2) Voyeur/Spied on Guys Having Sex

(2) Been Face Fucked

(2) Been Hot Wax Tortured 

(2) Been Shaved

(2) Swallowed a Guys Cum

(2) Smoked During Sex

(2) Had Sex at the Gym

(2) Swallowed Your Own Cum

(2) Licked or Had Your Feet Licked

(2) Used Another Guys Cum as Lube

(2) Had Interracial Sex

(2) Sploshed 

(2) Gone Commando at Work

(3) Fucked Whilst Wearing Fetish Gear

(3) Been Caught Having Sex

(3) Had Sex with a Married Guy

(3) Had an Orgy/Group Session

(3) Pissed into a Beer Bottle & Given to Another Guy to Drink in a Bar/Club

(3) Had an Anonymous Fuck

(3) Been Fucked with Head in the Toilet

(3) Fucked in a Public Restroom

(3) Fucked in a Library 

(3) Dirty Talked

(3) Hooked Up with a Trucker/Cowboy

(3) Been Bound/Restrained 

(3) Spanked/Been Spanked 

(3) Been to a Bathhouse 

(3) Been to a Sex/Cruising Club

(3) Been Fucked in a Sling

(3) Fucked a Bottom so Hard He Can Hardly Walk/Cried

(3) Been Fucked by 11"+ Cock

(3) Used a 10"+ Dildo

(3) Worn a Leather Harness

(3) Used/Own Leather/PVC Clothing

(3) Cum Kissed

(3) Been in/Part of a Circle Jerk/Bukkake

(3) Fucked a Neighbour

(3) Fisted a Hole

(3) Purposely Contracted an STD (Ghonno/Syphilis etc) 

(3) Been E-Stim/Electro Tortured 

(3) Watched Animal Porn

(3) Had Really Aggressive/Rough Sex

(3) Had Sex with Someone 20 Years Older/Younger

(3) Had Sex with Someone 40+ Years Older/Younger 

(3) Forced a Guy To Do Something

(5) Eaten Cum From a Used Condom

(5) Lost Your Virginity Under 18 Years of Age

(5) Made an Amateur Sex Tape

(5) Felched a Hole

(5) Been Fisted

(5) Slammed Tina

(5) Tongue Cleaned A Hole 

(5) Fucked a Married Guy 

(5) Fucked a Married Guy in a Family Bed 

(5) Sucked/Been Sucked on Train/Boat/Bus

(5) Used a Fuck Machine

(5) Been a Slave/Owned

(5) Had Chem Sex

(5) Fucked a Bottom into Submission 

(5) Used an Escort

(5) Been an Escort

(5) Own a Sling

(5) Traveled a Long Distance to Fuck 

(5) Actively Chased HIV & converted 

(5) Been Gangbanged

(5) Been/Fucked a Pornstar 

(5) Fucked a couple

(5) Been Double Penetrated 

(5) Had Over 100+ Sexual partners 

(5) Used Sex to Get Something (Upgrade/Product/Job/Clothing/'Get out of Jail' type situation etc) 

(5) Been Exposed/Humilated By An Alpha Male (Been Photographed/Videoed/In Public)

(5) Used a Sub For Your Pleasure 

(5) Have/Had a House Boy

(5) Used a Chastity Cage

(5) Own a Fuck Machine

(5) Raped a Hole

(5) Used a Cruel Condom

(5) Been Fucked By a Cruel Condom

(5) Fed a Guy Your Shit

(5) Are An Alpha Dom Male

(5) Take Any & All Loads - No Questions Asked

(5) Fuck Any Hole

(5) Had Sex at Inappropriate Time/Event/Location (E.G Funeral/Wake/HIV Clinic/Memorial etc)

(5) Had Sex with a Friend's BF / Partner

(5) Had Sex with Someone Who's Cheated on Their Boyfriend

(10) Have a 10+ Cock

(10) Fucked Twins

(10) Had Sex with a Father & Son (Not related to you)

(10) Fucked a Family Member

(10) Have own Playroom/Dungeon

(10) Made Hidden Camera Sex Tape

(10) Fucked/Been Fucked By K9/Dog

(10) Had Sex with AIDs Guy (Advanced/Wasted Look) 

(10) Swallowed K9/Horse Cum 

(10) Eaten Shit 

(10) Licked A Public Urinal/Toilet 

(10) Fucked on a Plane 

(10) Swallowed Large Amount of Piss/Urine

(10) Starred in a Porn Film (Mainstream)

(10) Been/Fucked By a Celebrity 

(10) Hooked Up Whilst in Uniform or with a Uniformed Guy (Cop/Firefighter/Doctor/UPS Guy etc)

(10) Hooked Up With Homeless Guy

(10) Own Other Fetish Furniture (Cage/Stocks/St Andrew's Cross/Rim Seat etc)

(10) Had Sex with a Convict / Prisoner 

How is ATM not on this list? Or did I miss it?

On 3/29/2023 at 1:37 PM, brnbk said:

Grindr announced last week that citizens inhabitants of the United States would get free HIV kits but no such program has been announced for Canada or Mexico. Does Grindr not think that people in other parts of America, let alone the world and ones which have similar infection rates as the US deserve HIV kits as well or is this privilege only for the US.

 

I haven't read the entire thread, so forgive me if someone else has mentioned that Canada and Mexico have free universal health care. I'd guess that HIV kits are already free in those countries.

144. Which is literally a gross, but it doesn't actually seem like it.

The only time I don't swallow completely is when we snowball the load. Otherwise it's down the hatch.