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I enjoy Grandpa porn now that I am one....

I get it at Walgreens in the States, it's a makeup remover, in the cosmetics section. Great stuff, a little goes a long way and if it gets tacky/sticky, a little spit slicks it up again.

I'm a pipe smoker - briar, not glass - and we are an odd bunch to say the least. Pipe smokers love to know what celebrities or historical figures smoked. Like, guys my age will know what Robert Oppenheimer or Albert Einstein or Bing Crosby or Walter Cronkite or Graham Chapman or JRR Tolkien smoked (Walnut, Revelation, Hayward's Mixture, Wilke's, Three Nuns, Capstan respectively), and so I'm dying to know: What was the late, great Steve "Titpig" Hurley's favorite smoking tobacco? If he was like most of us he had a rotation of tobaccos, but one favorite. Hopefully someone here knows. I'd love to channel him the next time my otter buddy wants me to smoke while I plow him.

I voted otter. If he has red hair the sudden rush of blood to my dick might make me pass out.

My experience with BBRT is that it's pretty good for hooking up with travelers to my area, or when I am traveling to other areas. There's not as much bs or obvious phishers as on some other sites. For local hookups, once you are no longer fresh meat it's hard to get any action. I live in a fairly good sized MSA but the number of BBRT regulars is small - the MSA up the road is smaller but has a lot more active members.

I'm a verbal top in the sense that I moan and groan a lot, deep guttural grunts and such, but no verbiage other than the occasional "fuck yeah". I get louder as I get ready to cum and the tone of my voice gets louder, higher, and more urgent as I climax. Bottoms seem to like it. I know when I bottom I like a noisy top but not one that has to carry on a conversation or verbalize - keep it primal is my motto. Listening to a line of patter straight out of a porn film breaks me out of the moment.

I prefer the term freeballin' over commando, but yeah, that's what I usually do.

I shied away from poppers for years. They kill my boner if I'm not careful, and even if I'm bottoming I still like to be able to rub out a load while I'm getting fucked. Too many of the bottles for sale at the local shops turn out to be counterfeit or stale. Then a buddy that I see far too infrequently turned me on to the plain brown bottle that he sourced locally from a NYC leather shop. I got some and haven't looked back. Good stuff, I just have to use it judiciously.

I stopped counting years ago. Over 150 women and probably four times that many guys. Actually that might be a bit conservative.

I don't care to ride, nor do I like to be ridden. I like to be an active top, and I expect the same from guys who top me. The one exception is for really huge cocks. If it's really big I like to ride at first to adjust to it, but as soon as I'm able I want to roll over and let him do the heavy lifting.

Lucifer is quite the friendly fellow...

I"m an infrequent pipe smoker and I'll smoke a cigar on the golf course, but I get no sexual kick out of the habit. However, the sight of a bearded muscle bear waving a hard dick and a lit cigar really makes my hole wink. Sex and cigar smoke just go together. I once dated a zaftig AA woman who would smoke cigars naked and it just drove me wild.

I won't kick a guy outta the sling if he's wearing a jock, but I prefer him buck naked. I don't like to wear one myself when I bottom; I like ol' Lucifer to be able to breath and flop around. I do like the visual if we're just sitting around making out before the fucking begins.

I use several hook-up sites, each has it's own merits as well as faults. Adam4adam - dated, terrible mobile app but desktop site not bad. I use it primarily to keep in touch with my regular buds to make plans. Not many scammers and the ones that are there are easy to spot. Between me and my buds we have decent luck finding young bottoms to seed. Good party listing feature. Squirt - lot of DL married guys who are begging for hosts. Always the same guys, rarely any fresh profiles. Cruising site info is good and guys can post when they'll be at a certain spot. I rarely get any action on Squirt, guys talk a good game but never follow through. Fetlife - not really a hookup site and therefore not many fakes and scammers, and again the fake profiles are easy to spot. Great for finding serious people with similar interests and making plans. Tons of amateur vids and special interest forums. Asspig - not a lot of experience with AP, some locals but not a lot. Jury is out. Sniffies - good for making connections and hooking up but it's lousy with scammers. I've been catfished more times on Sniffies than I have on Grindr, and that's saying something. Never, ever give your number or face pic to a guy on Sniffies that you don't recognise as a long-term player from another site. I had one lame extortion attempt on Sniffies after sending my burner number. Lots of young dudes looking for older. Grinder - I have just enough success on Grindr to keep me coming back to it. Better for traveling that for locals, and also better for right now/today than for planning ahead. Swarming with fakes/bots. Scruff - see Grindr, although not as many bots as Grindr or Sniffies. BBRT - decent success with bbrt, guys are dtf and pretty up front about what they want, plus I don't have to wrangle about why I want to play raw. The interface is dated but overall I have good success especially when traveling. Travel feature is good. NKP - I just created an account on nastykinkpigs and the jury is still out. Very few active locals so far. Silverdaddies - so-so success, better for traveling especially if you're traveling overseas. Incredibly dated desktop interface. I don't think I've ever encountered a fake profile on SD but plenty of the usuall all-talk-no-action guys. Mostly older looking for younger, not as many young guys looking for my demographic. Men4sexnow - just created an account, a lot of the same faces as A4A. Features kind of meh, probably won't stick around. Sites/apps I've tried and dropped include Hornet, Jack'd, DaddyHunt, Growler. All pretty lame in my experience.