Mines a funny one , i was 18 drivn home from the city & was bustn for a shit , drove to where i knew public toilets were in, melbourne, but they were closed, bugger it went in the bushs 100m away , while i was droppn a turd , this cute indian guy came up to me , askn something ( didnt undestand him ,.talkn hindu ) , me while clearly havn a shit , told him to fuck off twice , 2nd time was loud , then he said follow me please , i thought he needef help or hsd a problem. So followed him in my car to a anothr toilet block that was open around the block , then relised what he meant , thought what the hell , i'd fantasised it heaps . I ended up fuckn him raw in hid ass , slamming him up against the wall , was suprised how good it felt compared to girls , from that point on was bisexual lol