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RhodyCumhole

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  1. So, here's something that's fucking with my brain:

    The more I see DeviantOtter, the more he starts to look like the Logan Paul of porn, to me.

    That's not the mind-fuck-ey part.

    Yet, as much as I genuinely loathe Logan Paul and everything about him, for some reason in DeviantOtter's case it's.... like.... reeeeeeeally working for me!  I mean, aside from the fact that he's hot, I actually really like DeviantOtter.  I think we could hang out.  I'd grab a beer with that dude.

    And once again, the world is a scary and confusing place.

    1. RhodyCumhole

      RhodyCumhole

      Oh man, I don't know if I am quite there yet.  Maybe once I make a few amateur videos with my buds first, and can show them off, then I think I could be so bold as to approach him.  Thanks for the compliments and encouragement though, pal!

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  2. I am excited and honored to announce I will be among the five porn stars for this year's Pig Week Gangbang Lottery. If you have not been to the 10 days sex marathon and breeding fest that is Pig Week Fort Lauderdale, you are missing out on a great opportunity for the kind of raw, high use marathon sex, the male body is made for. 

    1. RhodyCumhole

      RhodyCumhole

      Holy shit.  Impressive!  I definitely want to check it out sometime.

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  3. I am excited and honored to announce I will be among the five porn stars for this year's Pig Week Gangbang Lottery. If you have not been to the 10 days sex marathon and breeding fest that is Pig Week Fort Lauderdale, you are missing out on a great opportunity for the kind of raw, high use marathon sex, the male body is made for. 

    1. RhodyCumhole

      RhodyCumhole

      congratulations! And, as you may have anticipated would be the case for many of us, I am so fucking jealous.

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  4. Yesterday:

     

    "I want to breed your ass"

    I'm in. Where?"

    "Hotel address and room number"

    "I can be there in 15 minutes"

    "See you then"

     

    and guess what. 15 minutes later I walked into that guy's hotel room and got dick in my ass.

    It really can be that fucking easy.  What the fuck is wrong with so many of you people?

    1. RhodyCumhole

      RhodyCumhole

      Did you?  please say yes, and then tell me all about it.

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  5. When tracking your year-to-date number of loads taken, do loads from your husband count?  I'm pretty happy with my number either way, but I'm curious to know what other people think about this. 

     

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  6. Sometimes I just do not understand guys in video chatrooms.  My opening line to this guy was "WOOF!  I'd gladly plan my next trip to New York around daily breeding from you, bud."

    If someone said that to me (well, first, I would politely clarify that I am a bottom, but then...) I would know I was talking to someone with whom I was about to have a lot more fun.  The conversation would only devolve from there into an absolute pigfest.

    My guy, though?  Gets this disgusted look on his face and leave the chatroom.  Fuck you, dude.

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