Twochipigs

On 3/29/2024 at 8:22 AM, 50latinos said:

I wouldn't piss on RFK Jr if he was on fire either.

My sentiments exactly.

2 hours ago, barefucker44 said:

I completely disagree

Why?  And please provide facts to support your position.

12 hours ago, BootmanLA said:

But the point of BB sex in real life, and the point of BB sex in porn, are not the same.

In real life, yeah, tops want to cum inside usually, and bottoms usually let them.

In porn, viewers often want to see proof of cumming, and that requires pulling out to shoot. Realistically, if the top stays in to breed, unless there's a camera recording the pulsing of the top's cock (if it even shows at all), then there's no way to know whether the top actually orgasmed, or just faked cumming by pushing deep and grunting or groaning in the process.

To me, a real money shot is when the load oozes out of the bottom’s well-used hole.

Over the years I've found only a handful of videos where a guy who has been taking loads decides to flip and breed another guy as his well-used hole is oozing jizz.  That is a huge turnon for me, albeit a pretty esoteric fetish.  Can you recommend any videos with that particular scene?  Thanks.

4 hours ago, mass1ve said:

Oh it would have been a lot better without the relationship guilt for sure 😕.

A hot Chapter 2 would be his boyfriend's story about how he was getting bred at home while his beau was buried balls deep in cherry Chap Stick and that hot ass.

8 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Just a note about the referenced study - the results indicate that while the active ingredients in Pepto-Bismol have significant antimicrobial properties against a range of intestinal pathogens, that protection is not absolute. It significantly reduces, but does not eliminate, the risk. Also, the authors note that their findings were principally made in vitro, i.e., lab-based, and that more in vivo, or actual in-the-body, studies would be needed to confirm the degree of efficacy in actual use. Clearly @Twochipigs has found it so, but just be aware that the pink stuff isn’t actually a tongue condom.

Don't disagree at all.  Hence the title of the post.  But if does reduce the odds of gastrointestinal infection, it's cheap insurance. 

3 hours ago, Leatherman667 said:

What kind of ‘sick’? I love A2M but have gotten various illnesses from it. Great story, by the way. 

The post and discussion about the CDC's rimming warning was interesting.  As someone who loves eating ass but hates gastrointestinal problems, I thought I'd share a trick I picked up years ago from straight friends of mine who spent much of the 70s and 80s exploring primitive Third World backwaters.  In all their travels neither ever developed traveler's diarrhea, a happy outcome they attributed to daily doses of Pepto-Bismol as a prophylaxis.

Since I adopted this as a pre-rimming practice back in the 80s, I've had zero intestinal issues.  Turns out the bismuth in P-B is effective at preventing intestinal bugs.  I usually also take a dose after any butt munching session.

Antimicrobial activity of bismuth subsalicylate on Clostridium difficile, Escherichia coli O157:H7, norovirus, and other common enteric pathogens

28 minutes ago, Webster9 said:

Side ????  Seriously ?  Never heard of it, until now...

It's in the thesaurus as a synonym for "boring."

I've done worse.

34 minutes ago, KylerIsTrash said:

I’ve always strugged with sex in a LTR. I have a high sex drive but without fail, once I’m in a relationship, I’m no longer interested in sex with my partner.

Q:  How do you cure a nymphomaniac?

A:   Marry her.

On 10/15/2022 at 1:01 PM, SoCalBBversbttm said:

When digitally checking, my gay Doc has said, “you are all lubed up and ready to go!”

That aside, my PSA numbers are usually high.  Many things can effect that number including ejaculating within 24 hours of the blood draw.  My numbers have gone as high as 7.5.  My Doctor turned me over to a Urologist, also gay, who had me get an MRI.  Turns out, not surprising, that I have BPH.  For those of you that have it, you know what a frustrating thing peeing is, and not in a good way.  You either can’t pee easily, or you have to pee immediatel and often.  I take medicine that helps reduce the prostate to help pee, but there have been issues.  My father had prostate cancer, so I am at high risk.  Please get your prostate checked often!

I have BPH and was finding urination difficult at times.  My doc put me on low dose 5mg daily Tadalifil (Cialis) and the problem went away without side effects.  If you haven’t tried it, you may want to.  Good luck.

I'm one of your biggest fans, but I think perhaps this very short format does not do justice to your creative ability.  What I particularly love about your longer works are your descriptions of the participants, so vivid it's easy to envision being there.  One can almost smell the sex while reading your longer stories.

Contrast this shorter story with the kinds of details in your usual mise en scene.  How tall are these two guys?  What are their races?  Long hair?  Short hair?  No hair?  Are they lean or beefy?  What are their eye colors?  Hair colors?  Dick sizes?  Cut or uncut?  Top/bottom/versatile?

Please don't take my comments for ingratitude.  If condensed versions of your usual steamy prose are all your time allows, we're happy to read and appreciate it.  Just holding out hope for a multi-installment story that is more in-depth.

You're the best.

1981virginia, there is no one here who consistently writes hot stories as well as you.  Thanks for sharing your talent with us, and we look forward to hearing more about these guys.

Any help is appreciated:

[think before following links] https://sextubespot.com/videos/3293942/biggest-condomless-party/?utm_source=awngmt&utm_medium=inc&utm_campaign=sxtbsp

Before I met my partner I loved playing with couples.  I realized, though, that I’d usually be more attracted to one half of the couple than the other.  I think this is why 3somes sometimes are far less hot in reality than in one’s imagination - one partner feels slighted.

After I realized the imbalance, I made a conscious effort to pay more attention to the one I found less attractive.   Doing that offset the chemistry I’d have with the hotter partner.  It must have worked as I always got invited back.

Try it next time you’re playing with a couple and post here how it worked for you.  Have fun!

HOT story!  Please do continue.

12 hours ago, Bugnutty452 said:

"We are exclusively monogamous"

 

 

I believe the adverb you were looking for is "ostensibly." 😉

More, please.  You're the best!

I find I get the same rush if I inhale through my mouth.  I don’t have to worry about chemical burns and I don’t get headaches like I do when inhaling through my nose.

You’ve got a gift for writing erotica.  Keep it up!

What we miss most from xTube and Pornhub are videos by non-professionals.  Just regular guys or couples, maybe hairy and a few extra pounds, getting down and dirty with each other and strangers.  For us that is so much hotter than a porn actor with a perfect hairless body mechanically fucking someone with whom they have no chemistry.  We prefer sloppy sex that is inspired rather than obligatory. 

Any recommendations are greatly appreciated.  Thanks, guys!

Hot story, but if you're going for authenticity make the cash payments five $100 bills.  Starting in 1969, the Treasury and Federal Reserve Bank began removing $500 and $1000 bills from circulation.  Although they're still legal tender, most existing today belong to collectors.

Also, sorry to be a spelling nitpicker, but the proper spelling of the word in the title is "Gigolo."

Because they can.

15 hours ago, Syracuseboy said:

I have the shot two loads. The story is incredible can’t wait for more. I’m gonna see if you have any more stories on here. 

1981virginia is undoubtedly one of the best writers of porn anywhere.