CharlieInACave

I love using poppers for any sex, if I'm bottoming or fucking, including when I jerk off. They put me in a totally different headspace that is way beyond horned. I especially love taking a big hit of fresh poppers when I'm rimming a guy out, I  just close my eyes and hallucinate I'm devouring his asshole.

Sucking down 18 separate loads of cum at one sex party. 

Good question,  great idea for a thread! As usual I agree with EQP, but....there IS such a thing as a hate-fuck. And I could easily hate-fuck Paul Ryan. Ditto Kris Kobach. Oh, and that new congressman, the one with the eye patch, from Texas, who was on SNL....he's way sexy. Although to be fair I don't know that I "hate" him. I hate his party, and his positions, but if he was trying to get liberals like me to like him a little bit by showing that he has a good sense of humor and can laugh at himself, then it totally worked.

As far as celebrities, that's easy. Ryan Seacrest. He's such a tool I feel like I'm supposed to hate him but I've had a secret, guilty pleasure crush on him for years. I want to lick him where he....well, I want to lick him. 

Nice! Glad you both had fun with it! 

2 hours ago, evilqueerpig said:

Your desire to try ws is not about to go away...bring it up with the bf and maybe it won't gross him out or if it does, he might allow you to do it with somebody else.

As usual I agree with EQP

Do you guys shower together? WS is a lot less intimidating in the shower because if he gets grossed out, he can just wash off. Or, maybe start with holding his dick when he pisses, or vice versa. And maybe this will give you some courage ....remember that pretty much everything in life was, at one time or another, for all of us, the subject of saying "I kind of want to try _____ but I'm nervous". It could be anal sex, or kissing a boy, or sushi, or a roller coaster, or wearing sequins. Remember,  life is for living. Good luck kiddo. Have fun. 

I think the only time I kicked a guy out was when he slapped me on the side of the head while I was sucking his dick. It wasn't too hard, but hard enough to startle me. He thought for some reason I'd be into being his bitch. I told him, hey, that wasn't cool. But I gave him another chance and went back to what I was doing. He did it again a couple minutes later and I stopped immediately and asked him to leave. It was one of those, oh hell no moments. I survived way too much on my journey to get to that point of being able to blow a guy in my apartment to end up the victim of some Diane Keaton dead at the end of Looking for Mr. Goodbar bullshit scene. 

So who is in my area who wants to play?

On 7/27/2018 at 12:41 AM, guyblue said:

Nowadays.....   David Muir (ABC News)

OMG, I'm so glad I'm not the only one!

This is one of the hottest threads I've seen here, imo. Personally I find it a huge turn on to fuck around with a guy in the bed he shares with his wife. It's the idea that it is so taboo that makes it such a turn on. It reminds me of a story....Somewhere out there is a legit (non porn haha) short story I read a while back, where the scene is a married woman arriving home, accompanied by a female friend. While they are making inane small talk, the wife goes into the bedroom and sees a man's wedding ring -- not her husband's-- on the nightstand. She doesn't let her friend catch on while she dies on the inside. Ugh!

The moral of the story, for you young boys who are new to this, is when you go to a turn a trick at a guy's house, when you arrive take off your shoes and put your keys, sunglasses, wedding ring, Chap stick, WHATEVER, inside your shoe. Don't set anything down anywhere else. Everything goes in the shoes. That way, not only do you not leave anything behind (no evidence, and you don't lose your expensive watch) but you have the added benefit that if you get interrupted or he turns out to be a psychopath and you have to bolt, you can just grab your shoes and go and worst case scenario, you put them on at the bus stop. Take it from a tired old queen who, back in the day, used to turn more tricks than Houdini. You're welcome. 

On 10/30/2017 at 2:59 PM, pervinmt said:

One guy I hooked up with several times was seriously turned on by his teenage son, (he was a junior in HS) but would never actually act on anything. He would invite me over when the family was away, and I would roleplay as his son. He'd have me wear his sons underwear or jock and fuck me in his sons bed. I have to admit I loved it on many levels. His son played football, so it played into my own fantasies pretending to be his hot, jock son getting raped by daddy. Just to be in his room, which was so typical teenage boy looking, and to smell his pillow and bed as his dad fucked me worked me up like crazy. Made me remember how I wanted the jocks in high school to use me, and brought back the memories of the HS locker room smell.  Sadly this only happened 4 times, then he quit contacting me, don't know what happened with him, but was great while it lasted, DAMN hot memories!

Holy cow that is HOT!

Embarrassing but here goes...Lyle Waggoner. Opposite Lynda Carter on "Wonder Woman" in the 70s. I was just a little kid, but even at an early age he turned my head in that military uniform. Around the same time, Burt Reynolds, mostly because I remember seeing a picture of his bare ass (and the centerfold on the bearskin rug....mmmm.) Gregory Harrison on "Trapper John MD" because the man was just gorgeous,  and we got to see him in the shower every Sunday night. Oh, and speaking of showers, Patrick Duffy. My favorite from the early 80s though was Darby Hinton in the awful B movie "Malibu Express". He was blonde, hairy and hunky. And last I saw him he still looked good!

On 10/29/2015 at 1:06 AM, badddavid said:

 Miles O'Keeffe in 1981 Tarzan with Bo Derek.  I would jack off thinking about him nightly

Whoa, I haven't heard that name in years, but YES good call! He was all kinds of hot!

I know exactly where that is. I'll be in that area starting early June. I haven't been on here recently so I hope you're still looking. I'm cool with discreet, straight guys. No strings attached. I love servicing men, no reciprocation needed, I'm very oral, I love to suck and swallow. 46yo here. Are you still looking?

I honestly wasn't sure what it would be like to watch my BF have sex with someone else, until we tried it. I hoped I wouldn't be jealous but the relationship was still new, and a polyamorous arrangement was new to me, so I was a little afraid jealousy would hit me uncontrollably. I remember looking over at him sucking another guy's cock and the second I saw that I was overcome with...love for him. What a relief! But seeing how much he loved dick (hey, he and I have a lot in common!) was more than just a sexual turn on, it was a romantic turn on too. Knowing that we would suck a lot of dick at that sex party, together and separate, and yet we would leave and go home together, made me love him even more. 

After having sex with god-only-knows how many men over the years I recently had sex with a trans man (FTM) for the first time and damn, I loved it. Going down on him was amazing because he was so responsive -- he just kept having orgasm after orgasm. I don't have a desire to eat out a woman, no attraction to pussy, but having sex with my trans buddy wasn't either of those things. His sexual energy was all male. It made me realize we're all made of the same sexual tissue. His just looks and feels different from other men but that didn't make him any less of a man in my experience. Very hot!

I would love to read more chapters in this story! Maybe with this same patient or maybe with a variety of patients. You did a good job setting it up for us to want more.

If 62 is elderly, I'm in trouble! Maybe it is to someone in his 20s. When I was in my early twenties I'd have thought 40s was old. But now I'm IN my mid 40s and for me elderly would have to be at least 80. Funny how it's all relative.

But hey @tpdx33, great story! Very creative and hot. Too bad these two characters don't see each other again; they could have some REALLY hot times together tag-teaming and knocking up some other young guys full of AIDSbabies!

On 2/10/2018 at 2:27 PM, MackyJay said:

    Love the story but feel it kind of fell apart a little at the end.  Very hot though.

Wow, what an interesting set up. I think it's a great story, and very sexy, and I'm left wanting more! I agree with MJ here that the ending felt a bit rushed.

I'm certainly not a professional writer. However for an amateur I think I have a pretty good sense of story composition, pacing, and techniques to help tell the story. If you would like, I would be happy to go through it and clean it up -- add and correct punctuation, fill in some missing words, and correct some linguistic mistakes. I wouldn't change anything, other than to draw out the end a bit more. If you would like to see how your story would look if it were better "polished", please just let me know and I'd be happy to do that for you. I think you'd be amazed by how much better the story would flow with some corrections. But again, that's totally up to you; maybe you prefer it this way.

You set up some very hot action. Thanks for sharing!

Charlie in MN 

I've had great success with CL. I think for a lot of guys it's more non-threatening, esp guys on the DL. Grinder and Scruff feel verboten but CL is so tame, you'd say, everyone goes on it... Personally I love it. I'd take it any day over the apps.

Very hot! More please

If I'm understanding the question correctly, it's about guys who love other men's cum but not their own. To that I say I'm glad I'm not the only one! I love sucking off guys and eating their loads SO MUCH that I could do it all day every day. It's  like I've died and gone to heaven. I am a total cum pig. I love the taste, the smell, the sensation...i love snowballing it with another guy...I love swallowing it, and I love letting it sit in my mouth, savoring the flavor. I can't get enough mancum! Except...for my own. It's weird, I know, but my own cum grosses me out. Even the smell is nasty to me, although in my rational head I realize it smells and tastes no different from the glory hole cum I'd slurp up like a hungry pig. But there's something about it, psychologically,  that I just don't like. I can't explain it, it doesn't make sense, but I just don't like it and would never eat my own. (I've met far more guys who are the opposite...they eat their own but think it's gross to have a guy cum in their mouth. Whatever!) Now I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has that quirky hangup.

7 hours ago, RandyCubby said:

Wonder why it's never bothered me? Maybe... I'm used to sucking lots of cocks. Maybe... I was MADE to suck lots of cocks? ("It's all you're good for," one short fat guy sneered.) Maybe... cause lots of it ends up in my beard... to serve as advertising. But I don't remember it bothering me.

I'm like you, I  think, RandyCubby. I've never gotten sick from drinking too much cum. My record is 17 loads in one night, although that was about 10 years ago. More recently, five over the course of a couple hours is really good. I dont get sick, but maybe that's partially psychological because i love to suck cock more than anything in the world. I'm such a pro at swallowing cum. It's the only thjng in life i am truly naturally good at without having to be taught. I too was made to suck dick, to serve real men who have the need to bust a nut. For that reason I think I could drink a gallon of baby batter and feel amazing. 

If you are easily offended by blasphemy please do not continue to read this post. If talking about Jesus and sex makes you uncomfortable, leave now.

So for the rest of you heathens I have a question: Do you get turned on by Jesus? Think he's hot? Do you like images of Jesus Christ taking it or giving it up the ass?

I told a friend that my plans for the evening were writing out a few more "happy birthday baby Jesus" cards (VERY tongue in cheek -- I'm agnostic) and masturbating. I thought it was funny. And, true. I don't identify as a Christian but I was raised catholic before I made up my own mind, and I think Christmas is great and fun. Same goes for jerking off come to think of it. After I realized those were the 2 things on my to-do list, I thought maybe tonight would be a good night to jerk off to some of my darkest and most creative fantasies about sexy JC. Like, the nasty illustrations I have of Jesus making out with Sarah Palin...Jesus getting fucked...Jesus fucking a new...well, let's just say Jesus fucking (I really don't want to get slapped on the wrist for this post.) Hell even that painting of Jesus being shot up with heroin gets me hard. I wondered, am I the only one on BZ who gets off on the idea of Jesus and gay sex? I think Christmas would be a great time to reflect on some of those fantasies and dust them off...just in time for his birthday party.

Thoughts? And, think it's ok to post some of those pics here? And if any of you want to take this private juat send me a message.

Hi guys, sorry i haven't posted much lately but, you know, life gets in the way. I'll be going to check out the warehouse on Fri night 12/29 and-or Sat night 12/30. Right before NYE, will it be busy, or really dead...I dunno, but guess I'll find out. Has anyone gone recently? -Charlie 

Damn that's hot.