PERVERSATILE
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19 hours ago, ejaculaTe said:
I am so stealing that phrase..... thanks for adding to my vocabulary.
¡De nada! My Grandaddy always use to say, "Busier than a 5-Dollar whore at an AMWAY Convention.'' I'd always laugh even though I was only like 5 or 6 years old.
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He was listed in my rolodex as "Tiny & Mighty"
There was a jockey (the horse racing kind) named Junior I used to bang on the regular back when I was a teenager hustling in North Carolina. Standing at 5 foot 10 and weighing about a buck-fifty I was Paul Gawd-Damn Fuckin Bunyon next to this little squirt. He said the reason he kept coming back to see me was because I didn't treat him ''fragile like a Christmas tree angel''. Telling me all he was lookin for was some "Rough Housin', Raw Fuckin & Hard Lovin" (his exact words). Little did he know, I didn't care what size he was; we were going to play the way I wanted to play. And I gotta hand it to Junior; he was a tuff rowdy little fucker that could take a hardcore dick down, never cried uncle, and always came back wanting more. He had the finest, rock-hard, hairy little butt that you could fit in the palm of one hand, was the perfect weight for sitting on my face and knew how to ride a cock harder than a five-dollar Tijuanna whore. He was such a hot little freak, every time we hooked up, I wanted to tell him, "Damn... I should be paying you."
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On 4/2/2023 at 10:56 AM, Guest said:
Bluto
Bluto & Popeye Porn
Pretty sure Pepespray turned me Gay
www.daddyshere.com/pepespray.html
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"Math is hard and so am I." -my 8th grade algebra teacher.
annnnnnd that's why I'm bad at arithmetic. I scored 397 give or take a few. Seems like it would have been easier to subtract the few things I've not done, but when I attempted to figure that out, my brain collapsed in on itself like I was trying to predict the varying statistical probability of a single-nucleotide polymorphism occurring within a standard frame shift mutation using only a small range of abstracted morphological variants.
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Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail, for all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all the dead.
Starts @14.25 or just watch the entire clip.
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Cleaning off your Top's Cock is just good manners. Especially in those situations where you don't want to send a bloke home with wet bussy juice stained underwear for his wife to find.
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Not being real picky about who I fuck around with
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17 hours ago, ErosWired said:
…I don’t know…somehow I get the feeling that phone sex could still qualify in your case.
You gotta be extra careful these days, what with the word premeditated getting bandied about so often.
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I love some good fone bone, there are some extra twisted freaky ass fuckers out there, for whom a real-life association with would get you on at the very least, a watch list of some sort. Not giving INTERPOL another reason to keep tabs on me is a plus plus.
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I have two words: Orville Peck
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As a 5 year old, I was desperate to have James West from ''The Wild Wild West'' be my daddy.
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2 guys (a long lean pig and his humpy fuck buddy) in a double hole gloryhole booth. Lots of sucking cock, eatin ass & sloppy wet butt fuckery.
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"Loose that shit on up! Open your hole! Stop tryin' to trick me with that tite bussy. I know you're a whore." -Retired MLB Player I hooked up with at an Adult Book Store
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Damn Mister -you've got world building nailed down rock solid. If you ever do a screen treatment "Mike & Brian: Pure of Heart. Dumb of Ass." would be a great working title.
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You got some mad skillz son. Truly exceptional storytelling.
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22 hours ago, ErosWired said:
I’ll bet you could. You’re very articulate.
"Memory and Imagination are the luxury goods of a minimum wage reality.'' -Skinny Pete
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Raunchiest? I could not say. But I do remember one of the first raunchy things I ever did. I carved out a couple of peepholes into a well-functioning gloryhole in a men's room stall at the farmer's market conveniently located next to the gas station I worked at every weekend and after school throughout my entire adolescence.
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The first time I got all the way, Balls Deep and wrecked the shape of my Dick up in my FuckBuddy's Sweet Man Hole I thought, "God-Damn. I've paid cash folding money for Prime, Grade A Hollywood Street Hustler Pussy that won't even half as good as this." Fortunately I refrained from saying that out loud.
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TWO Big Cock Rockin Beefy Dad Types Tag Team the Fuck Out of a Lean, Young & Very Eager Butt Slut.
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19 hours ago, BBDreamer said:
FUCK! The amount of cum in that bottom's ass makes me so horny.
Sloppy Wet Free Range Cum Catch in His Natural Environment.
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On 11/7/2022 at 2:16 PM, evilqueerpig said:
Agnes Moorehead was phenomenal as always as Endora, but after her illustrious career with the Mercury Theater, I felt is was a bit of a comedown.
Well just dip me in Cotton Candy and Rainbow Unicorn Farts. This is the Way Gayest recommendation you'll ever see. From Me. On BZ (that doesn't involve my Penis). Sorry Not Sorry
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Dedicated & Penetrated: Hot Lil' Fukker gets his CumDump Loaded at the Adult Book Store. Hot Anonymous GloryHole Action
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2 hours ago, Ashypup said:
I do feel he's missing intimacy that only being with a man can bring.
Winner. Winner. Chicken Dinner.
Thoughts on Armond Rizzo
in Bareback Porn Discussion
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He a sturdy lil' fucker- take me to pound town kinda bottom, without the constant babbling of porn chatter. He's cute, makes good faces when he's getting fucked and must have a butthole like a steel-belted radial tire.