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[iBLASTinside] And May All Your Christmases Be White…


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And by “white,” I mean full of cum, DNA, jizz, baby-batter, sperm, spunk and loads of holiday cheer up an ass!

I sincerely wish all my readers*— tops and bottoms and in between, young and old and the middle-aged crisis men like me, gay and straight (who get hard and jerk off to my stories), but not the condom Nazis who can’t seem to understand that fear is just another way to market shit and make us buy condoms, sperm-killing lube, immune boosters and other crap we don’t need*— a very Merry Christmas, a belated Happy*Hanukkah, mighty*feats*of strength Festivus, a celebratory Kwanzaa and ever-brightening Winter*Solstice.

For all of you, I hope you get what you*deserve…


  • More cum in your hole, if you’re a bottom or versatile.
  • More holes to cum *in, if you’re a top or versatile.
  • More hot men with whom to admire and fuck around.
  • Better responses to your Craigslist and BarebackRT.com ads.
  • Better quality lives with good jobs so we can fuck more.

If your a condom Nazi, I have two wishes for you. Choose one. Either is cool with me.


  • Get fucked bare and figure out it’s better.
  • Shut the fuck up. Live and let live.

Anyway, those are my wishes for this wonderful holiday to us all.

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