Insertions

[Guest]

Ok so I been watching some videos of women sucks its not men but these women are inserting some crazy things. So I thought what the hell I wanna try some of that so I been trying some random and bizarre things. So far the videos I seen of this one women I tried a few different things. Kinda followed what she was doing but instead of inserting in a pussy was my ass. So far I have inserted some sand and small smooth rocks into my ass. Yes everything did come out on everything I tried. I also took about four dollars worth of pennies, a bag of grapes and random size balls. The latest thing I have inserted which I been wanting to do for a while is random condoms loaded with cum. I found about 10 used condoms a few were somewhat fresh and some were old and condoms and cum both went into my ass. SO what is the most bizarre or wildest things you guys ever inserted in your ass? I am also open for new ideas. I am always looking for new bizarre and wild stuff.

[vrsbbltn]

I'm not into that, but I got a nice idea. Go to public bathrooms and collect stools from unflushed toilets, then get something similar to a cake frosting dispenser and put it in your ass and squeeze it very hard.

[Eptxbttm]

Have used golf balls, a mag lite flashlight, cucumbers, a plastic banana. I finally bought some toys I bought this anal dilator set from amazon. I have the biggest one in as I type this it's 2" diameter.

[Guest]

Well I am not into scat play and I have done golf balls, mag flash light, cucumbers. and I have like 10 different types of dildos just for some reason I get so wet when I stuff my ass with wild and bizarre things.

[Guest]

Ok so I know this sounds kinda weird but it was hot to me lol. So this guy that loads me with his poz cum on a regular base decided he wanted to help me with some insertions. Well we were out in the woods and he had found some random bugs and caught them and didnt kill them and also had grass hoppers for a lizard he has at home and worms. He also had a ice chest and wouldnt tell me what was inside. Any ways he opened me ass up and first filled it with all the live bugs. Felt weird since there were a few different types of bugs moving around in my hot wet hole. Get them out then he opened me up again and I felt water being poured in then that was all. Well I didnt know tell after the fact that he had also put 10 feeder gold fish in my hole with the water. After all that he used a branch from a tree then forced it in my ass then loaded me up with his hot toxic cum. He has way more plans for next time. This time I will try and get pictures and if you guys have any ideas let me know. PM me or comment on this. I will try anything

[rawcardiff1991]

I've seen a video of a guy having his hole completely abused by a top who uses a cone to pour live maggots in, then he washes them in with piss before using a toilet brush to mix it all up. Finally he fucks him. Defo the weirdest porn I've ever seen.

[rawcardiff1991]

I like shoving stuff up my ass and don't really care what as long as it comes out again. Big vegetables like aubergines and butternut squashes are great for stretching and feeling full. Sweet bread rolls are good too, I try to get as many as possible inside me, and the glaze makes my ass really slimy and dribbles ass juices. I've never tried anything live though - good luck and share your stories.

[bearbandit]

The maggots are weird even for me... I'd be careful with bread products as they could squash against your overfull butt (amateur baker here) and essentially glue themselves to your colon wall. Even through they'd come out eventually, they'd provide a wonderful feeding ground for fungi and bacteria in the meantime. And they probably would grow the right sort of penicillin for today's clap! A particularly memorable fuck for me was getting stuffed with grapes (make a bit of a slit where the stalk was) to the point where nothing else would fit. Then he fucks you: the grapes go everywhere - imagine being fisted where every finger was an octopus - and the sensation of the juice is quite different to that of piss as the sugar makes it slightly sticky when the cock forces it out of the grape. Sticky enough for it to be worthwhile for diabetics to do a blood sugar check beforehand.

[Guest]

I heard about the maggot video but never been able to find it my self. Ya Fruit I will only insert apples, lemons and orange's. Veggys I have only used cucumbers. I like inserting things most people haven't thought about or only a few have done.

[colaguy]

I've seen a video of a guy having his hole completely abused by a top who uses a cone to pour live maggots in, then he washes them in with piss before using a toilet brush to mix it all up. Finally he fucks him. Defo the weirdest porn I've ever seen.

any idea where to find this video at? seen it before and want to see it again.

[gaydaredevil]

On 4/17/2013 at 1:50 AM, bottomcumwhore said:

Ok so I know this sounds kinda weird but it was hot to me lol. So this guy that loads me with his poz cum on a regular base decided he wanted to help me with some insertions. Well we were out in the woods and he had found some random bugs and caught them and didnt kill them and also had grass hoppers for a lizard he has at home and worms. He also had a ice chest and wouldnt tell me what was inside. Any ways he opened me ass up and first filled it with all the live bugs. Felt weird since there were a few different types of bugs moving around in my hot wet hole. Get them out then he opened me up again and I felt water being poured in then that was all. Well I didnt know tell after the fact that he had also put 10 feeder gold fish in my hole with the water. After all that he used a branch from a tree then forced it in my ass then loaded me up with his hot toxic cum. He has way more plans for next time. This time I will try and get pictures and if you guys have any ideas let me know. PM me or comment on this. I will try anything

I LOVE this! I've shoved live worms in my ass, and would love to have other things squirming around up there too

[ErosWired]

When experimenting with inserting foreign objects into your nether regions, please always keep in mind that your colon is actually a complex organ for digestion, is designed for movement of matter only in the opposite direction than you are trying to make it go, and is relatively susceptible to being perforated with rough jabs by hard objects. A perforated bowel is going to spoil your day in a big way, because surgery will be a must in order to save your life.

Not only that, but if you damage your colorectal system too badly, you could end up having to wear a bag to catch your waste. Nobody wants that.

Play sensibly and safely. And for God’s sake leave the lizards where you found them.

[Guest btchbyl]

ive had so many weird things up my ass i dont know where to begin. one of my favorites was the wall flush handle of a toilet at a rest area. some dude watched me get my ass fucked and loaded and wanted me to fuck my hole on the flush handle while he jerked off. i did it for a while while he edged himself until he was close to shooting. when he was close he made me turn around and he stuck his bare cock up  to the root in my ass and fucked me hard and fast til he shot off in me. another time my roommates put a cell phone on ring and vibrate into a condom and stuffed it up my ass then took turns calling the number. it was one of those smaller flip phones so it was a little easier to get it inside. that was an interesting experience.

[ErosWired]

13 hours ago, btchbyl said:

another time my roommates put a cell phone on ring and vibrate into a condom and stuffed it up my ass then took turns calling the number. it was one of those smaller flip phones so it was a little easier to get it inside. that was an interesting experience.

I am so damn jealous of you and your roommate situation. I'm just saying...

 

I have inserted about four feet of heavy steel chain into my ass, then pulled it all out in one swift tug - unusual sensation. It would have been more fun if someone had been doing it to me, though. I have a picture of it in my ass somewhere...

Edited October 29, 2018 by ErosWired

[Guest btchbyl]

7 hours ago, ErosWired said:

I am so damn jealous of you and your roommate situation. I'm just saying...

 

I have inserted about four feet of heavy steel chain into my ass, then pulled it all out in one swift tug - unusual sensation. It would have been more fun if someone had been doing it to me, though. I have a picture of it in my ass somewhere...

that is fucking hot. how heavy did it feel when it was inside? did it hurt at first? in my head im imagining doing it on all 4s and letting the weight of it fall against the prostate. must be an insane feeling.