[Cum Craver] Whiskey Dick - Rant

rawTOP · January 25, 2010

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Taking note from and out of admiration for my fellow blogger iBi as well as a discussion I had with Huntsville Barebacker , I've decided to use my blog to not only document my sexual experiences but those less desirable ones. This is one such post. If you're looking to bust a nut read no further. I do promise this to my readers that I'll always place "Rant" in the title line so you won't waste your time.

I'm at work and cruising around Grindr with no intention of meeting up with anyone. I start chatting with a few guys and end up speaking primarily to just 2 guys. One guy is a hairy cub and the other is actually a couple. I chat up the hairy cub a lot and we're exchanging pics the entire time talking about how he likes to load up bottom's holes and how he can shoot 4-5 times without stopping and that every time it shoots out like a cannon. This got me worked up big time and I was tenting my khakis with a slight wet spot forming from all the pre-cum. I try my best to convince this guy to let me come over on my lunch break and have him fuck me but he just wants us to hang out the next day and fuck all day long.

I finally bid him farewell and a good night and focus my attention on the couple. It turns out their at a strip club (gay of course) and want me to meet them back at their hotel. I make a lame excuse and out the door on my lunch break I go. I rush home (thankfully I don't live far) and take a superman style shower. I rocket out the front door and speed over to their hotel. I get there and the younger of the 2 is sitting at his laptop watching porn with the older one standing behind him. I strip right at the door making it perfectly clear that I am ready for business. The younger one is Hispanic. In the dimly lit room he appears mid to late 20's, ripped build, dark caramel skin, wearing a pair of 2xist briefs. The other one is stocky build considerably (so I thought) older, bald head, and nice muscular legs (obviously the sugar daddy).

It had already come up in conversation that each of them were 6.5" uncut and I exclaimed my like for uncut dick. I was looking forward to chewing on some foreskin and having those dicks blowing in my hole. I got down on my knees took a hit of poppers and prepared to suck. The younger guy was completely hard already and the older guy might as well had been a eunuch. His dick was virtually undetectable. I sugary daddy/sugar baby situations such as this I tend not to be the typical fag and go straight for the pretty young good looking one. Truth is I found them both attractive or else I wouldn't have been there. So I go to the older guy and start sucking his minuscule member trying to get it hard. It does peek out and become flaccid at best but never got very hard. After a few minutes the younger guy was getting impatient so I started sucking him. I really liked how hard his dick was and knew it would feel nice in my hole.

After a while of sucking I got up on the bed and lifted my legs in the air. The younger guy came up and started rubbing his dick against my hole. I spit on my hand and moistened my hole and his dick and he began to pump in and out with my hand on top of his dick and the bottom of his dick sliding against my hole and crack. The older guy lined up behind the younger one and appeared that he was going to fuck him. I thought to myself "He'll never get inside any hole with a limp dick as he's got." I waited patiently and kept telling the younger guy to shove it in but he wouldn't.

Finally he stepped aside and the older guy lined up like he was gonna fuck my with his limp noodle of a dick. The younger guy got on top of my face and fed me his dick and balls while he kissed the older guy. Then out of nowhere the older guy says "This isn't going to work" and steps to the side. I'm hoping at this point to get at least one dick/load in my hole but the younger guy never gets off of my face. Then the top announces again in a more stern voice, "This ISN'T going to work."

I take the hint and push the younger guy off of me. I startled him at how strong I was and made it clear I was pissed. I walked directly to the front door and began dressing. I knew then that I HATE the cold weather. I had to dress in layers basically so it took me 3 times as long as usual. Most times all I have to do is slip on my shorts (no underwear), shirt and sandals and I'm out the door. This time was different. I had jeans, socks, shoes, t-shirt, and hoody. As I dressed they both sort of surrounded me one on my left and one on my right but still farther than arms reach away. They both watched me like hawks. I guess they assumed that since they couldn't perform that I would try and steal something instead. Little do they know I despise a thief and no one will ever catch me stealing like that. I looked up at the older one and "caught" him staring at me and he immediately averted his gaze. I just stared back at him while I tied my shoes. Then as I stood I looked at the younger one who was standing half inside the bathroom and half out right next to the front door and with the bathroom light on I could see he was clearly older than his mid to late 20's. He was pushing 40 or a younger 30 something that had been rode hard and put up wet. He did have a nice body which was his only redeeming quality. You know as my momma use to say "You can always bag their head. And if they're really ugly you can double bag it."

I reached for the door and flung it open. I guess there wasn't a stop to keep it from hitting the wall and the knob crashed through the drywall. Oh well. No skin off my back.

Here's their public profile pics.

This is the older guy