Onward Christian Soldier!

[kenaibull]

I know there has been tension between these two groups. I am stuck in the middle. The gay community, NOT ALL, never stands with me for economic Freedom. WHICH IS JUST as important to me as anything else. The Christians stand with me when it comes to the concept of self ownership and property rights but when it comes time for sex....well let's just say they like the government small enough to fit in an Adult bookstore video booth and be the dictator on whether communication orifices should be permitted. Hello Christians I was with you on the cake thing...shouldn't it be up to the Establishment's owner. Do make me bake a cake, don't make me cover a hole. Bring the choir boys from church and I will fill that glory hole. Ha.

Now seems to me that you Bible folk don't want your youth corrupted. Fair enough. Domicile s without children are now void of property taxes. That's where the majority of school budgets come from. Better like putting on bakesales to fill that gap in the school budget.

To show my support I will let some of your teen boys from church set up a car wash benefitting your schools. Saturdays are best. After my Homo-customers commit acts of biblically epic sodomy the next thing my hedonistic godless perve patrons want to do is hang around for a car wash in a xxx bookstore parking lot. Oh by the way, feel free to leave a fancy church flyer box at the front counter of the store. We will make room between the Satanic Phalluse also known as dildos. I have sinful pervs call out to the Lord God as well as Jesus when using them. Sarah Palin hates dildos, trust me.

Have those church teens were something comfortable. Like really tight shorts. T shirts will come off. Our regulars who wear electronic bracelets will have there vehicles washed several times....in a row. Guess they are a little OCD about being clean. Guess that stems from being wrongfully convicted of Homosexual sex crimes. Don't worry. They found Jesus Christ and accepted him as their Savior and he gave them new hearts. When they are in the booth section of the arcade I think they hold prayer meetings. I hear Jesus' name called out all the time. The walls shake in the booth's and the men come out like they had a heavenly experience. That Jesus guy, ya he is awesome!

See Christians and Homosexuals can live harmony. Now I don't think it's right we demand they pay for our healthcare. They didn't enjoy the product of going raw and disrespecting the Lord by doing gay anal, then they shouldn't Pay.

OK we gotta be healthy Christians and to pay for "Queer Care" we will agree to defund Planned Parenthood if you allow us blasphemous sexual soldiers of the devil to obtain rights to enter the "Recreational Pharmaceutical Industry." Never heard of it? Well don't worry we will buy your old church vans and offer home delivery.

Now remember Jesus loves you and has given you a pure heart. It will prove interesting when your Pastor who comes in weekly,albeit discreetly, and tries some of our special Crystal Ice will be able to make it back ouside to his car parked a block down the street hidden from plain view before the "Semen Demon's" come to tempt him. Don't worry. We will offer him a prayer booth with communication holes on either side in case he needs assistance. Oh by the way, it might not be a bad idea to look into Prep. Of course the money we made off the Recreational supplements allowed us to purchase the producer of the "Gay Plague Prevention Pill." Save your money.

Your Pastor is a Christian soldier pure of heart. No need to worry. Hear that? I hear him screaming now to Jesus in what sounds like ecstasy! So are others in the the neighboring booth's! Hallelujah! Jesus sure put it in the Devil's ass again! Genius! Jesus shut down the baby slaughter abortion clinic and performed an Exorcism on Satanic Penis sword swallowers using my facility to worship the sin of Lust. Just think that funny looking Crystal stuff that was extracted in Israel from Jesus' 17th cousins possible septic tank saved the day. Jesus cousins ancient septic tank Holy Cvmachi leftovers are even more powerful than that evil Devil Drug Marijuana. Don't worry, we are planning to put Jesus Family Holy Crystal vending machines everywhere. With Jesus all things are possible!

By the way your Pastor is still in the booth and it's been 3 days. Starting to get a bunch of Truckers lined up to have Glory Hole Communion. All look relieved after having a religious experience with your Pastor.