Mattel's "DIVERSE" Ken choice still do not include HOMO KEN

[rede4it]

Mattel the toy maker has announced some new choices in Ken dolls.  Different skin tone, different builds and some new attitudes are part of the revamped line of Barbie's boy-toy.  

http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/20/news/mattel-ken-dolls-diverse/index.html

Made me think back to the days of the fun I had abusing my sister's KEN DOLL with my MACHO GI JOE doll.   Old Ken took some serious abuse from the uniformed stud. as I was figuring out my own sexual identity.  Still, I remember wishing that some of his cute outfits would indeed fit the toned plastic bod of my dream soldier.

Any other fags of a "certain age" have fond memories of Ken related fantasy play?   I suppose  Joe was actually bi, caused he nailed that big bitted Barbie from time to time as well.   Anyone clearly thinking homo thoughts during that play?  Part of your awakening as a gay man?

If Mattel really wants a diverse Ken they will add:

Fem Side Ken, lacy underwear and silky tops, perhaps some light make up?

BBC Ken, large, black and in charge

Leather Ken, jock strap boots and harness

and oh so many others in the delicious world of male homosexuality.

[einathens]

do a websearch for Earring Magic Ken.  two-tone hair, aqua contacts, shirtless with purple pleather vest and cockring necklace.

if you really want an openly gay doll, I'm sure eBay still has Billy (anatomically correct, even) and his lover Carlos and their buddies. They could all move into Barbie's Dream House without redecorating a thing.

[SpermMyCumhole]

I wish people would get off this diversity kick, we all know it's just code for "People who look different from me, but think exactly the same way I do". Besides Homo Ken is basically any Ken.

Does anybody seriously want to try and tell me that a straight man/straight acting man was ever wearing a similar tuxedo to this?

Hooray!!! For being so gay you wearing your cock ring as pendant around your neck - in case you forget it on your weekend trip to the bath house.

Le Wild Homosexual Appears!!! Complete with cut off Muscle Top and Floral Print Shorts - I'd let this ensemble slide, except the only place I ever saw a cut off top outside of 80's Porn was A Nightmare On Elm Street.

Going for Gold, in the Gay Cruise's Deep Throating Contest - seriously anybody want to try and tell me that a Gold Mesh T-shirt isn't Gay.

What is the push for exposing kids to sexuality, letting them discovering their sexuality and reaffirming that it's OK to be Gay is one thing. But an openly Gay Ken/GI Joe feels like something just a few steps away from indoctrination.

[einathens]

I did a bit of websearching myself.  My leather Billy is MIB, and I think it's time to put him on the market. 

[SpermMyCumhole]

33 minutes ago, einathens said:

I did a bit of websearching myself.  My leather Billy is MIB, and I think it's time to put him on the market. 

If you have a Wrestler Billy let me know, he's impossible to find on ebay or other web auction sites...

[BarebackFan]

wake me up when they start selling Biohazard Ken that is sporting nipple piercings,a biohazard tatt and a blown out asshole

[einathens]

made me think of SNL's commercial for Gangsta Bitch Barbie ("comes with cellphone and restraining order...") and Tupak Ken.